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Twitter users are breaking out the best and worst of their imagined "Rejected Commandments." These commandments didn't quite make the "formal cut" but that doesn't meant that our chaotic world wouldn't benefit just a little bit from people abiding by them. Especially that whole bit about people looking where they're going while driving. Sheesh. 

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

This teacher decided to ask her students to write letters to God. The replies are nothing short of comedy gold. Whatever questions you might've had about God don't hold a candle to these kids and their curious letters. 

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

In all fairness, if you found yourself caught up in a scenario where your landlord was potentially trying to raise the rent with the bible as justification...you'd be a little peeved too. Fortunately, the landlord was in fact agnostic, and just messing around with a friend who was "way too easy to rile up." He got her good. 

The verdict's yet to be determined on whether or not these silly and hilarious Tinder bios properly capture various bible figures for all their quirks. Either way, even if you only know a few of these they're definitely entertaining. 

When this religious missionary asked a question on Quora about why people got so angry when they tried to spread the word of God with them, they got called out with an analysis on how the church can end up fueling something of a "pain reward cycle" ritual amongst its religious missionaries. They end their educational rant with a nice, "sorry I have absolutely no desire to participate in someone' brainwashing ritual."