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Pastor Lies, Steals, Cheats On Wife With Multiple Women, Gets Found Out

Pastor Bob was out there selling the people on practicing certain parts of faith, while he was running around mistreating his wife in all kinds of ways. It sounds like he was even dipping into donation funds to finance his dates with various women, while he had a wife the whole time. Insane. Pastor Bob ultimately got what was coming his way. 

Pastor lies, steals, cheats on wife with multiple women, gets found out, and eventually fired | Pastor lies cheats and steals. He gets exactly he deserves. If want read on YouTube 's OK with can call kaldra or OP. as my user name is not easy. Sorry am on mobile. Also l'm sorry but need be very vague about where this happened
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Ways People Would Design "Mehven"

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various ways they would design "Mehven" to ensure that it was tailored well for the people that just did an "alright" job throughout their lifetime. Not good, not bad, just meh. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to how people would handle designing "Mehven." A place meant for kind of good, but not great people | posted by Mecha_Genghis_Khan There's McDonalds but ice cream machine is still broken.
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Tumblr's Short Discussion on Diluting Holy Water

Hey man, you never know when a gallon of pope water could come in handy. So there's specific rules to how you can dilute holy water. The more you know. Tumblr has interesting discussions on religious history, like how angels could be viewed as absolutely terrifying.

Tumblr discussion on diluting holy water | Here's jug Pope water looks like. Mom measured fill line on them so never accidentally run out. shelf with cleaning supplies and a jug of water labeled with a marker. same jug on a chair.
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Conflicted over whether his singing or the well-timed railing kicks are the most amazing parts. This guy's a good person to keep around in your life. 

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Someone's clearly still mad about getting coal in his stocking for Christmas. What kind of guy goes around the mall yelling at kids that there's no Santa. Come on, man! 

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It kinda reminds us of English class when you would get to read as far into the lines as possible and just free-wheel a meaning for anything. We'd like to see what she thinks of redbull. Bull? Like a beast with horns? Red, like the color of Satan? It gives you wings? Like a fallen angel? Redbull is also the devil, y'all.

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Twitter Users Share The Rejected Commandments

Twitter users are breaking out the best and worst of their imagined "Rejected Commandments." These commandments didn't quite make the "formal cut" but that doesn't meant that our chaotic world wouldn't benefit just a little bit from people abiding by them. Especially that whole bit about people looking where they're going while driving. Sheesh. 

Twitter users share their most creative and ridiculous rejected commandments.
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Quora User Calls Out Religious Brainwashing Ritual

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

Quora user calls out religious recruitment process for being a brainwashing technique.
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Tumblr Thread Does The Math On Eating "A Whole Jesus"

Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.

Tumblr thread answers the question how many wafers and wine it would take to eat jesus' body weight.
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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

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People are connecting with this ridiculous video of a preacher checking his phone, and proceeding to groan his ass off. Ever just have those days, where you pull up the phone and can't help but groan endlessly? 

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In 2009 John Piper was mistakenly switched with a comedian's intended time slot, and the audience assumed everything he was saying was deadpan humor. What a wonderful case of cringe. 

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Teacher Asks Students To Write Letter To God, It's A Beautiful Mess

This teacher decided to ask her students to write letters to God. The replies are nothing short of comedy gold. Whatever questions you might've had about God don't hold a candle to these kids and their curious letters. 

Teacher asks her students to write letters to God, and the resulting letters are a hilarious mess.
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Dad Drives Off Jehovah's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.
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