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Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

In all fairness, if you found yourself caught up in a scenario where your landlord was potentially trying to raise the rent with the bible as justification...you'd be a little peeved too. Fortunately, the landlord was in fact agnostic, and just messing around with a friend who was "way too easy to rile up." He got her good. 

The verdict's yet to be determined on whether or not these silly and hilarious Tinder bios properly capture various bible figures for all their quirks. Either way, even if you only know a few of these they're definitely entertaining. 

When this religious missionary asked a question on Quora about why people got so angry when they tried to spread the word of God with them, they got called out with an analysis on how the church can end up fueling something of a "pain reward cycle" ritual amongst its religious missionaries. They end their educational rant with a nice, "sorry I have absolutely no desire to participate in someone' brainwashing ritual." 

Over 20,000 people have petitioned Netflix to cancel "Good Omens." The big and beautiful fail here though is that "Good Omens" is actually an Amazon Prime show. Ha! The Christian campaign called "Return to Order" is seemingly destined for nothing but one big whopping failure. 

The petition has issues with the relationship between the show's angel and demon, as well as the God character being voiced by a woman. It references the show as being another step towards making Satanism "normal, light, and acceptable." 

Neil Gaiman who began creating the series following the request of Terry Pratchett, has trolled the campaign to sweet perfection on Twitter. 

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

A simple act of kindness can go a long way. Twitter user, @RafiDAngelo, shares a powerful story about his experience growing up in the church. 

They for real censored the Mona Lisa. THE MONA LISA. We're not sure who championed this censorship cause, but the ensuing "fails" are just our kind of jam. 

PreachersNSneakers is on a mission to call out all the pastors that are rocking some seriously pricey swag. They set to accomplish this by throwing in price tags next to the different pics of expensive sneaks that they've found. Seems like they're already making some waves! 

The Church of Satan is NOT messing around with their Twitter game. They regularly get jabbed by trolls looking to get a rise out of them on Twitter, and seem to have their banter worked out to a science. 

Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.