religion

Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.

These are not the kind of stressful realizations you want to find yourself confronting. Gotta keep your eyes peeled for that Kung Fu Master with the God Complex, man...

It's the surprisingly valid question nobody ever asked for...

These folks peddling Dianetics didn't know what they were getting into when they tried to reconnect with "Shelby." But they did not escape the long arm of the troll.

Sounds like a real cool place...

At least his honesty is pure. 

Sometimes the saying "when in Rome" is easier said than done. And some places are better, worse, or more similar than you'd expect