There are few people in this world who can honestly say that they actually enjoy their jobs. Most of us just kind of exist in this black hole called existence and try not to stir stuff up with HR or yell at our office Karen. If you work in retail, you try not to end up in the News for jumping at a customer. You count every day leading up to the weekend, and tell your coworkers that you are ‘definitely quitting this year’. 2023 is basically as stressful as 2022, and we're only a few days in… A l…

Raise your hand if you need a nap!

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

There are a few pros and countless cons when it comes to adulting!

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

The fish in the sea are actually piranhas.

I had to pause for a sec

If you have a question, ask someone else.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Are these people geniuses or just making their mishaps look intentional? In Hollywood the most common advice you'll hear from a seasoned industry professional is that you gotta fake it until you make it. For some people, those same principals apply to their own non-Hollywood lives, especially during Christmas time. Everyone always thought their parents were just being regular people when they hung up the Christmas lights on a two-story house , but now we realize that our parents were actually s…

Tough luck.

The best part of the holiday season is that sweet spot on the calendar between Thanksgiving and the New Year where everyone's work comes to a complete stand still. Society just understands that we might as well chill during this time frame and it's completely normal for people to simply put an away message on their email that says, “OOO—Let's circle back in 2023” . Those spreadsheet issues are just going to have to wait until January to be solved. Maybe it's become normalized because everyone i…

Me in real life.

'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

I smell a catfish.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.