All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Are these people geniuses or just making their mishaps look intentional? In Hollywood the most common advice you'll hear from a seasoned industry professional is that you gotta fake it until you make it. For some people, those same principals apply to their own non-Hollywood lives, especially during Christmas time. Everyone always thought their parents were just being regular people when they hung up the Christmas lights on a two-story house , but now we realize that our parents were actually s…

Tough luck.

The best part of the holiday season is that sweet spot on the calendar between Thanksgiving and the New Year where everyone's work comes to a complete stand still. Society just understands that we might as well chill during this time frame and it's completely normal for people to simply put an away message on their email that says, “OOO—Let's circle back in 2023” . Those spreadsheet issues are just going to have to wait until January to be solved. Maybe it's become normalized because everyone i…

Me in real life.

'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

I smell a catfish.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

Sure that happened.

To that one coworker (you know who you are)... act your wage.

Facts.

Positive reinforcement is not always effective.

Better come sooner than later.

It's not a glitch.

iPhones are fine and all, but sometimes I think the best age of technology was when people had iPods and Razor phones. Phones/texting and music used to be in separate places (but today's kids don't know about that…just kidding, we all know you can Google anything in .5 seconds). Or, there was the intriguing mid-2000s era when we had green iPod nanos and cell phones with a slide-out keyboard, which gave us a lot of quirky looking flip phones. Technology seemed so exciting back then! Today, we ha…

There's nothing like a pie chart to represent the truth!