racist

That would be Jim DeBerry, the force behind this ass-backwards commercial for McCutcheon & Hamner, P.C. Attorneys at Law. DeBerry, never one to back down from the "PC Police" apparently, defended accusations of racism with the classic "but I have Asian friends" defense.

@khayters I appreciate your viewing but to the contrary, I'm not a racist. I have many friends of various races and a top minority employer.

— Jim DeBerry (@RealJimDeBerry) November 25, 2013

Remember, dime-store costumes and bad accents that would make the suits behind old-school Aunt Jemima squirm are totally acceptable so long as you have friends. The wisdom of life, right here.