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20 Terry Pratchett Quotes

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

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34 Funny Yearbook Quotes That Made Us Glad We're Not in School

Congratulations, class of 2019. Welcome to real life. The good jobs are taken, college costs too much, and you have to pay for rent. Social security is dwindling, politics is a sham, and the world is heating up. So get to work, or something. For more yearbook quotes, check out these funny senior quotes that passed with honors.

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The Office's Michael Scott is filled with half-baked sentiments of strange wisdom and inspiration. These 10 quotes are the perfect way to honor such a wild and unpredictable and hilarious character from the show! 

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20 Perfect Quotes To Help You Make Friends At Work

Bust these out at your next break room gathering to make all the friends. That, or you can always save it for your favorite coworker that you really want to make feel better (about hating you). @Insultmedaddy brings the fiery spiciness, and if you want more of where these come from, follow them over here!

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25 Hilarious Senior Quotes That Should Count for College Credit

Graduating high schoolers have a pretty good sense of humor. Little do they know, they're about to be dropped into the barren, cold tundra of real life, or go to college and face a life of crippling debt. With all the *interesting* paths life can lead you after high school, we're glad that they have something to laugh about.

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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16+ Misused Popular Quotes That Are Total BS

People use figures of speech to justify stupid behavior all the time. That's not to mention the ones we straight up use wrong. Here are some sayings that are misused, misquoted, or just plain dumb.

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A Further 50 Senior Quotes That Are Gathered Here Today

"Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore." - Lady Gaga

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An Additional 20 Senior Quotes That Got an A

"High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional." - Kami Garcia

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Another 50 Senior Quotes That Made the Grade

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." - John Mayer

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50 More Senior Quotes That Went On to Bigger and Better Things

"High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up."  - Stephen King

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