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Yearbook Quotes from When School Was a Thing

Instead of a quote from John Lennon or a ridiculous promise to themselves, some people choose to go a little lighter with their senior quotes. High School used to seem so important. Now it just feels like a weird dream. Here are some more funny senior quotes that people got into the yearbook on their way outta there.

Funny yearbook quotes from high school seniors | Jessica Enciso Why fall love can fall asleep. | that's what she said Jacob Jones s She
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Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids | been having hard day last two years anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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Movie Quotes People Used That Nobody Recognized

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with breaking out movie quotes that nobody else recognized. It can be a funny experience, when you try out that movie quote you just love, and the rest of the room is silent and genuinely confused as to what you're talking about. 

A collection of movie quotes that people use all the time that nobody recognizes | itsMondaybackwards 5h If not back 5 minutes just wait longer. Ace Ventura Jim Carrey
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Inspirational Quotes From John Cena On Twitter

Apparently John Cena's Twitter account serves as a forum for inspirational quotes about being present for life. Tight. How about John Cena reads through some of these for a video? Now that'd be nuts. 

A collection of inspirational quotes from John Cena on Twitter | tweet from wwe pro wrestling star John Cena WeAreAmerica @JohnCena Control controllable disorder others is only chaos if make so.
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Funny and Insightful Things Said by Kids

@livefromsnacktime collects the funny and strange things adults overhear kids say. Kids can be stupid and weird but every once in a while they fall backwards into some insightful and accidentally funny comments. When kids aren't having hilariously irrational meltdowns, they're commenting on life goals and pancakes.

Funny and smart things said by children | thought needed hug but really need pancakes anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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Wise Quotes From Star Trek's General Picard

General Picard had some great writers. Take these with you into the world, and maybe pass some wisdom along to others while on your way. 

A collection of wise quotes from Star Trek Next Generation's General Picard.
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20 Terry Pratchett Quotes

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

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The Office's Michael Scott is filled with half-baked sentiments of strange wisdom and inspiration. These 10 quotes are the perfect way to honor such a wild and unpredictable and hilarious character from the show! 

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20 Perfect Quotes To Help You Make Friends At Work

Bust these out at your next break room gathering to make all the friends. That, or you can always save it for your favorite coworker that you really want to make feel better (about hating you). @Insultmedaddy brings the fiery spiciness, and if you want more of where these come from, follow them over here!

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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16+ Misused Popular Quotes That Are Total BS

People use figures of speech to justify stupid behavior all the time. That's not to mention the ones we straight up use wrong. Here are some sayings that are misused, misquoted, or just plain dumb.

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A Further 50 Senior Quotes That Are Gathered Here Today

"Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore." - Lady Gaga

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An Additional 20 Senior Quotes That Got an A

"High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional." - Kami Garcia

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Another 50 Senior Quotes That Made the Grade

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." - John Mayer

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