quotes

Instead of a quote from John Lennon or a ridiculous promise to themselves, some people choose to go a little lighter with their senior quotes. High School used to seem so important. Now it just feels like a weird dream. Here are some more funny senior quotes that people got into the yearbook on their way outta there.

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with breaking out movie quotes that nobody else recognized. It can be a funny experience, when you try out that movie quote you just love, and the rest of the room is silent and genuinely confused as to what you're talking about. 

Apparently John Cena's Twitter account serves as a forum for inspirational quotes about being present for life. Tight. How about John Cena reads through some of these for a video? Now that'd be nuts. 

@livefromsnacktime collects the funny and strange things adults overhear kids say. Kids can be stupid and weird but every once in a while they fall backwards into some insightful and accidentally funny comments. When kids aren't having hilariously irrational meltdowns, they're commenting on life goals and pancakes.

General Picard had some great writers. Take these with you into the world, and maybe pass some wisdom along to others while on your way. 

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

Bust these out at your next break room gathering to make all the friends. That, or you can always save it for your favorite coworker that you really want to make feel better (about hating you). @Insultmedaddy brings the fiery spiciness, and if you want more of where these come from, follow them over here!

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

People use figures of speech to justify stupid behavior all the time. That's not to mention the ones we straight up use wrong. Here are some sayings that are misused, misquoted, or just plain dumb.

People are weirder than you thought.

Turns out strangers are actually pretty funny.

"Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore." - Lady Gaga

"High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional." - Kami Garcia

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." - John Mayer