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General Picard had some great writers. Take these with you into the world, and maybe pass some wisdom along to others while on your way. 

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

Bust these out at your next break room gathering to make all the friends. That, or you can always save it for your favorite coworker that you really want to make feel better (about hating you). @Insultmedaddy brings the fiery spiciness, and if you want more of where these come from, follow them over here!

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

People use figures of speech to justify stupid behavior all the time. That's not to mention the ones we straight up use wrong. Here are some sayings that are misused, misquoted, or just plain dumb.

People are weirder than you thought.

Turns out strangers are actually pretty funny.

"Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore." - Lady Gaga

"High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional." - Kami Garcia

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." - John Mayer

"High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up."  - Stephen King

Graffiti art at its finest.