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It's the middle of the night and you're feeling pretty low. Where do you turn? Why, Lisa Frank's Facebook page, of course! Only problem is, there's something really depressing about generic inspirational quotes and mom-level sass on the cutesy Lisa Frank creatures of your childhood.
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The next time someone tells you that you hurt their feelings, try responding the same way Siri did. I can guarantee that you'll get thrown to the ground, unless the person you're speaking to had bought you and you're valued at several hundred dollars. That's why Siri gets a free pass.
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"Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. And those who do know history can laugh at those who made it."
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Kids really do say the darndest things, especially in their yearbook quotes.
Via City Pages
24-year old Riley Swearingen thought nothing about his drunken joke on a police officer.
According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals."
The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie."
"Sergeant Gray immediately proceeded after the male who assaulted him," the complaint continues.
Once he was apprehended, Swearingen told Gray he was just joking around and was sorry, but Gray arrested him anyway.
Read the rest of the story on City Pages.
