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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.

'[They] saw dollar signs': Customer calls police after mechanic refuses to return their car

Remy Millisky

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Police officer blocks barista's driveway, resulting in them being late to make the police captain's coffee: 'Captain proceeds to chew out that officer in front of all of his colleagues'

Brad Dickson

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'We're not a daycare': Elementary school principal humbled by small-town mom after forcing students to walk 5 miles home from school

Sienna Varady

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'What are you doing? My car is ruined!': Firemen total hydrant-blocking Karen's car to run a fire hose through it

Brad Dickson

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'Obviously the police wouldn’t do anything about it': Nurse tech calls cops over $.50 theft to make a point to hospital administrators

Remy Millisky

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'That's gonna cost you': Spying neighbor calls police because of a few leaves, police threaten to tow his car instead

Brad Dickson

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'The next day, signs go up on 80 trees in a row': Tractor trailer driver refuses to stop parking in a pecan grove, farmers try numerous tactics to get him to leave

Remy Millisky

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'It's not the first time he's done this': Man throws temper tantrum at AAA after they cancel his 26-year membership

Remy Millisky

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‘I called their bluff’: Frugal driver saves $80 on a parking ticket by pushing back on the fine print and threatening legal action

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'We want you to be more visible': Cop shares multiple stories of department malicious compliance

Brad Dickson

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'This is how they got me, and a lot of my neighbors': Driver inconveniences local police officers setting speed traps near their home

Remy Millisky

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'My registration info was "no longer in the system"': Office cancels worker's appointment, worker reschedules a new appointment '72 hours early'

Remy Millisky

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'I demanded an apology': Local barista gets back at an insolent customer by serving him and his coworkers decaf until he makes a public apology; it took 3 days

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Ma'am, we have it on camera': Guy seeks justice for hit and run accident using security camera footage and social media

Remy Millisky

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'I've never felt greater satisfaction': Guy gets back at a bad driver by tricking him into going 50mph over the speed limit directly in front of a police speed trap

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I do not have to have a driver's license to drive a vehicle': Karen gets stopped by officer in Florida, refuses to show her license

Ben Weiss

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