police

If only we could hear the things on the police scanner over in Florida Man's territory....

We wish our police were this cool!

The memes are strong with these. 

These mouth breathers need to be locked up for sheer stupidity. 

The photo on the license says it all.

There is no one better suited to help you out of a snow related jam.

It was looking like a regular LA car chase until this happened.

Pennsylvania police were provided with this witness sketch of a Robbery suspect--and it actually worked. The police were able to identify the suspect shortly thereafter. And then Twitter found out about it.

England's Merseyside Police Roads Policing Team was NOT having this idiotic dude's painfully millennial excuse for why he was out tearing up the roads, while using his phone. 

The fast food business couldn't keep up with this ridiculous customer. 

Picturing the expression of shock and self-loathing that must've ensued after those police car lights started flashing, post hard shoulder-cutoff has us laughing our asses off. Poor guy was just trying to maintain some order on those streets.