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Life is full of earnest attempts. Sometimes you're trying to have a good time. Sometimes you're trying to tie down a four-wheeler to a truck bed. Sometimes you're just trying to joke around with your friends. With every attempt, there's a possibility for failure, and these folks did not escape it. Neither did these folks, either.

And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

Bass Reeves made it very hard to be a criminal in his time of being a US Marshall. The man's numbers are heroic, superhuman even, and it is high time for us to further explore his story on screen. This Lawman lived down true legends, and came out the other side swinging, ready to take on the next law-breaking, degenerate with what I can only imagine was masterfully honed skills, unwavering courage, and pure grit. 

These people woke up thinking their day was gonna be totally fine, but sadly they were wrong. Life can strike at any moment.

In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

These people and things tried. They really tried. Did they try hard? Absolutely not. But what's important is that that they ended up looking dumb.

This kid who drove his mom's car around like a bat let loose outta hell, learned his lesson from a cop who wasn't going to let the 115 MPH slide off his back. Just cause it was within regulations didn't mean it was OK. Lesson learned the hard way on this one...

While not illegal, this guy's impressive speeds were making this cop uneasy. The outcome certainly could have been worse.

Always a beautiful thing to see the authorities of the world not taking themselves too seriously; or this police department is entirely oblivious to how naturally ridiculous and hilarious their 'news update tweets' are. 

The pun-tastic New South Wales police force carries the duty to protect and serve memes.

Florida always delivers. This trapper learned the hard way that not all snoots are okay to boop.