Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp.
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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.
When this cop caught a reckless and cocky driver going 115 MPH, he decided to let the kid's mom handle the situation. Context is key here as well, as the actual road didn't have a speed limit. And just cause there's no speed limit doesn't mean people should be out there tearing down the road over 100 MPH.
This cop decided to address the various ways that people try to slyly get away with not wearing their seatbelts, when driving by a cop, by pulling off all kinds of weird body gestures. He presents the info in a fun way, and is ultimately just trying to make those roads a bit safer.
The best part is when he pitches a fit about keeping the helmet on, and then completely concedes when the officer actually takes it off.
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This video is making the rounds on Twitter. It captures a police officer in London telling a waitress at the Life Cafe Restaurant that there has been a terrorist incident. The waitress proceeds to launch a curveball that none of us saw coming, and asks if the customer can finish eating first. Either the waitress is genuinely fearless, or was caught up in a state of shock and fell back on some kind of automated response amidst the chaos of the terrifying situation.
A Colorado Sheriff's Department has rendered many brains scrambled after their strange description of a boulder. This is apparently no ordinary boulder. No, we're dealing with a boulder that escapes simple and definite descriptions. This boulder is actually a large boulder that is the size of a small boulder. Picture that real quick! Yeah, what's happening?
We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.
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Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!
The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.
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This footage shows a Tulsa police officer texting moments before a gnarly crash. Apparently the police officer was taken tot the hospital with minor injuries, and the other driver wasn't injured. All in all, definitely not the kind of stunt you should be pulling as a police officer.
