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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.

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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive
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Driver Goes 115 MPH, Learns Lesson Through Creative Policing

When this cop caught a reckless and cocky driver going 115 MPH, he decided to let the kid's mom handle the situation. Context is key here as well, as the actual road didn't have a speed limit. And just cause there's no speed limit doesn't mean people should be out there tearing down the road over 100 MPH. 

A reckless driver learns their lesson through creative policing | Answer Experiences Life Topic might like is most interesting encounter with police? Andrew Katz Updated Jul 27 18 years old, and driving my mother's car police pulled over Good evening Sir. Do know why pulled over?’
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Cop Provides Quality Advice In Fun Manner

This cop decided to address the various ways that people try to slyly get away with not wearing their seatbelts, when driving by a cop, by pulling off all kinds of weird body gestures. He presents the info in a fun way, and is ultimately just trying to make those roads a bit safer. 

A cop provides quality advice on wearing seatbelts, in a fun manner | police officer sitting in drivers seat in a car Sudden Itch | the turtle
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Guy Evades Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

So, apparently this guy was in a hurry to get someplace special, and ended up getting caught up with a speeding ticket. He proceeded to try out a fart spray that he'd been gifted. The rest is history, and really one for the books. 

guy gets pulled over for speeding and uses fart spray as distraction | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out.
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New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

The New Zealand Police are clearly the coolest police force around. These guys keep it hip with the fun wordplay and cheesy jokes on social media. 

A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.
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Everyone just play safe, and drive carefully. A solid video demonstration on how easy it is to miss seeing a motorcycle. 

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Ham Man is here. This guy was in the middle of enjoying an impressive block of ham, while the police were trying to get to the bottom of a domestic dispute. There's a whole lot going on here beneath the surface, and we're not even where to start. 

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The best part is when he pitches a fit about keeping the helmet on, and then completely concedes when the officer actually takes it off. 

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This video is making the rounds on Twitter. It captures a police officer in London telling a waitress at the Life Cafe Restaurant that there has been a terrorist incident. The waitress proceeds to launch a curveball that none of us saw coming, and asks if the customer can finish eating first. Either the waitress is genuinely fearless, or was caught up in a state of shock and fell back on some kind of automated response amidst the chaos of the terrifying situation. 

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Colorado Sheriff's Department Breaks Brains With Boulder Description

A Colorado Sheriff's Department has rendered many brains scrambled after their strange description of a boulder. This is apparently no ordinary boulder. No, we're dealing with a boulder that escapes simple and definite descriptions. This boulder is actually a large boulder that is the size of a small boulder. Picture that real quick! Yeah, what's happening? 

A Colorado Sheriff's department inspires all kinds of hilarious reactions for ridiculous boulder description | San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area.
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Some people really do just think that they can get away with everything. And in this case, the judge pretty much does. 

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!

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British Police Dragged On Facebook for Idiotic Sword Bust

The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.

Police roasted on facebook for confiscating a prop sword.
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This footage shows a Tulsa police officer texting moments before a gnarly crash. Apparently the police officer was taken tot the hospital with minor injuries, and the other driver wasn't injured. All in all, definitely not the kind of stunt you should be pulling as a police officer.