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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.

Neighbor calls police over a dozen times for a noise disturbance, tenant convinces cops to fine her instead: 'They were forced to admit that my volume was not high enough for an actual complaint'

Isabella Penn

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Fast food worker delays cops' order after officer blocks driveway for 45 minutes: 'The officer... informs me that I will have to wait'

Remy Millisky

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Cop blames innocent driver in hit-and-run just for driving a sports car, driver gets revenge in court when dashcam footage reveals the truth: '[Judge] tossed the citation out on the spot'

Isabella Penn

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Woman harvests lemons from stranger’s yard claiming she's entitled to them, gets shut down mid-heist when small-town cop pulls up: 'The previous owner did not complain'

Isabella Penn

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'The simplest petty revenge is often the most satisfying': Pranksters try to scare middle schooler over text, she plays along and outsmarts them

Isabella Penn

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'Why did the ratty slob behind me get his first?': Entitled Karen gets escorted out of coffee shop by the cops after losing it over slow service

Ben Weiss

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Man discovers weeks of fraudulent charges to credit card, tracks down purchases and gets thieves arrested at nearby hotel: 'You did a public service shutting those guys down'

Isabella Penn

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Entitled boomer causes $100k damage to neighbor's house, calls police to complain about separate issue and accidentally snitches on himself: 'The gloves are off now'

Isabella Penn

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'They took a full report before insisting on delivering my property—a completely melted Slurpee': Neighbors call cops on guy housesitting next door because his food was accidentally delivered to their house

Isabella Penn

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Karen gets evicted after calling cops multiple times on neighbor and flooding their apartment: 'You're out of here!'

Isabella Penn

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'The look on her face was PRICELESS': Thieving landlord flabbergasted when an ex-tenant lawfully reclaims his property

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'She called the cops and is trying to convince my boss to fire me': Karen wrongly accuses her neighbor of stealing her mail, gets pwned when he scores surveillance footage to clear his name

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I am being held against my will': After working a 30 hour shift, nurse calls the police then gets fired for being 'immature'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Clueless Boss Sends Police to Do a ‘Welfare Check’ on an Ex-Employee After Ignoring Their Resignation Notice

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Follow me to my house, I'll follow you back': Driver pulls a daring uno reverse on a road-rager, teaching him a valuable lesson

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[They] saw dollar signs': Customer calls police after mechanic refuses to return their car

Remy Millisky

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