poetry

Public restrooms are an interesting thing. It's a public place designed to facilitate the most private moments of day-to-day life. The latent tension and long list of expectations in a public restroom make them inherently funny places. Understandably, strange things happen in public restrooms. The artists and laymen who create bathroom graffiti are the unsung poets of our age.

This person dropped in out of the blue just to steal some poetry. Sounds classy. She must be really bad at poetry if she thinks this is how art is supposed to work. The boldness of cheapskates knows no bounds, and the world is full of choosing beggars who wish the world was all free handouts.

Talk about beating someone at their own game. It's almost as if he became her muse with his own crappiness. It's acts of simple and fantastic revenge like these that make our days a little brighter.

What is there to say about being a teenager that we didn't wish we could forget already? Everyone does whatever they think will make them look cool. The problem is, that's hard to do when you don't have any real experiences, skills or personality. Everyone's flying blind. If this isn't enough to give you flashbacks to your blunder years, here are some more cringey high school moments.

Does anyone want to remember anything they said or did at the ripe age of fourteen? Well these people from Reddit do. Revel in their Myspace-having, poetry-writing, angst-feeling glory. You might just be reminded of yourself.

Graffiti art at its finest.

The legendary PornHub commenter 'Limerick Larry' may be gone from us now, but he still lives on in our hearts and minds through his art. 

They advertised for perverts and ended up with a masterful poet. 

The internet has always done a fantastic job of destroying the things we hold dear. The very existence of rule 34 has left me with little in my life that has not been utterly ruined. 

Well, along comes this Ask Reddit thread to destroy dear old Dr. Seuss. Although, some of these don't quite fit into the classic Dr. Seuss pattern there are some truly amazing (terrible?) erotic poets lurking around. 

 I promise you, after reading these you'll never again be able to read Dr. Seuss without dirty rhymes floating through your head.

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."