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Here's some pizza knowledge to drop at your next pizza soirée. If you want to rekindle that whole feud about pineapple on pizza, let this be a reminder that it was invented by a Greek guy in Canada. Pizza is good, and absolutely crazy people like it too, which inspired this list of one pizza delivery driver's strangest customers.

These very well may not bother you. You might look through these and say to yourself "This is just a bunch of pictures of random junk. I see nothing wrong here." But there is something just a little wrong with every one. Nothing big. Just mildly uncomfortable. And any perfectionist who decides to scroll down will be met with the skin-tingling nuisance of imperfection.

Life is doling out bad hands, but luckily your number doesn't come up every day. Here's some highly varied "bad times" other people are having.

A very angry mom, Olivia Cook, went on a bit of a Facebook rant about a pizzeria manager that told her to "cover up" while she was breastfeeding her 2-month-old. No mom wants to find herself in a tight spot, getting shamed, for doing something that's actually legal in all 50 states. 

This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwegot as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves. 

We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.

We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.

When I die, bury me in a Pizza Hut buffet. I don't care what it takes, make it happen. When Imgur User, Whiskers7, spotted a Pizza Hut restaurant with the buffet, they decided to cruise through for a nostalgic tour of past time that should really make a comeback. On their visit, they were quick to see a self serve soft serve, a pasta station, garlic bread slices, and a mountainous spread of glorious, 'ZA. Like, what else could you want. Let's bring this sh*t back already, Pizza Hut. 

This rattled ex-pizza place employee shared his troubling story about a self-proclaimed family man's method for picking up, and carrying out pizza's from the establishment. The picture describe is one riddled with confusion, distress, and outrage. What compels a man to lug around pizzas like that? Is it a deep anger with the world? Is it gross indifference? Who's to say! This twitter thread's a steaming slice of entertainment and intrigue, and we hope you enjoy. 

What we have here is a harrowing tale depicting the closest living thing we have to Satan. You might find yourself grinding your teeth by the end of the story. 

In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?