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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

Pizza delivery drivers are on the frontlines of dealing with bizarre and shady customers. All kinds of folks love to have their pies delivered, and in that window of time when the pizza delivery driver shows up, very unexpected interactions can occur. Like, for instance, someone might try and tip you in pistachios. Don't see that every day. 

Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting
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Boss's New "Take Prank Callers Seriously" Policy Backfires

Pizza delivery is one of the industries that has seen a few changes since the pandemic started, but the customers are the same people as always, so what can you do. The manager at this pizza place decided to respond to a rise in prank calls in probably the wrong way. For more pizza stuff, here are the many strange customers one pizza deliverer met.

Pizza store manager makes policy to respond to pranks seriously and it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/CatJezus 18 hours ago Treat all prank calls as though they're serious? Sure, have fun making 180 extra large pizzas work major pizza delivery chain has so far been unsuccessful out-pizzaing hut. Our store is college town, and everyone is bored as hell right now obvious reasons. So gone maybe one prank call day at least 3-5. Which isn't much but still really annoying with much more
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Tumblr User Imagines Horror Comedy, Stars Pizza Delivery Dude

Ah yes, another Tumblr user yet again proving why the world of Tumblr is full of countless comedic gems. It's a place that's filled to the brim with strange insights, and people falling down all kinds of weird rabbit holes. In this case, we've got a promising concept of a pizza delivery dude (apparently Rami Malek), who ends up navigating a world of different horror movies. Fun stuff.

Tumblr user imagines a horror comedy movie where a pizza delivery guy ends up in the middle of different movies | giveamadeuschohisownmovie Concept horror comedy about pizza delivery guy who has deliver several last minute pizzas on graveyard shift gimmick is each house he visits is middle another horror movie. Like first house has serial killer chasing guests next house is zombie outbreak next house has swamp monster, and so on. And all pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering pizza. Also,
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Pizza Delivery Stories During The Pandemic

Pizza delivery employees are out there hustling, keeping the hungry folks fed. A big shout out and thank you to everyone out there on the grind. These tales from pizza delivery employees capture some of the strange encounters that have been had by people working on delivering pizza during the time of the Coronavirus. It's a strange environment, indeed. Make sure to tip those pizza delivery dudes extra! Everyone stay safe, and keep those hands washed! Also, check out the CDC for the latest updates.

A collection of wild and unexpected tales from the pizza delivery guy | r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy u/ThatBankTeller 12h Domino's Pizza Second day delivering during city shut down Short Story Vast majority food joints my town are closed or closing, especially after 9pm. Honestly, work has been great. Tips are fantastic had 15 today followed by 10, buddy had 30 had 0 stiffs today aside one guy using his rewards free pie. 9/10 deliveries are pre tips don't make contact or have haves slips signed, and
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Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker

After this guy's coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker's selfish pizza plan didn't come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

Choosing beggar coworker gets pizza revenge | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/anon98199 1 day ago Coworker complains about free pizza So told this belongs here as well. Please enjoy So one my coworkers is huge choosing beggar. Like aggressively choosy point he will bully people who are buying him free things get exactly he wants. This normally doesn't affect as have learned just tell him fuck off course he always complains and pretends like just attacked him out nowhere but 's not point this story
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This mad sausage man turns things that aren't sausage into sausage and honestly it's more satisfying than we'd expect. Seeing a person put things into sausage that you never thought possible is some weird combination of gross but intriguing. But I guess that's how the sausage, is...uh...made.

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Pizza Delivery Employees Reveal Their Weirdest Customers

People that have worked as pizza delivery employees are dishing out their strangest experiences while on the job. Whether it's opening the door to scantily-clothed lunatics, or being greeted by a dude with a literal ball python, you never know what kind of curveball that job might throw you. Working as a pizza delivery guy puts you on the frontline of navigating people's weirdest habits, to get them their damn pizza. Sounds like a fun job. 

Pizza delivery guys share their weirdest experiences while at work | posted by impgrl369 Had someone answer door once with snake on his shoulders. Not like milk snake or garter but ball python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed door heard him say someone hadn't reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed.
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Domino's Pizza Delivery Hero Saves Guy From Psycho Ex

Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet. 

Domino's pizza delivery guy ends up saving another guy from getting stabbed by his psycho ex-girlfriend | ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut had been having trouble with my now EX- girlfriend quite awhile won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy thought, simple: l'll just break off. Wrong.
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Pizza delivery guy pulling through in the clutch! This guy definitely deserves a big tip. 

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This dude converts about 19 bitcoin into money for a pizza delivery in a 2011 video for his now defunct bitcoin-to-gift-card service. There was no way of knowing that the currency would explode in value, but this guy is spending the current equivalent of around $140K on a Domino's order.

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Pizza Delivery Drivers Share Their Worst Places

Someone on AskRedditasked for pizza delivery drivers to share their worst experiences and testiest customers. Basically, pizza delivery drivers deserve way more compensation for all their hard work!

A collection of AskReddit replies to pizza delivery drivers sharing their nightmare places | AreNotOnFire used be delivery driver Pizza Hut used work Sunday afternoon shifts and would have same man order supreme pizza every week always one deliver his order because most time only driver on duty at time day. Alan nice, quiet man who had lovely front porch. One day didn't take his delivery some reason. Poor Marvon took delivery instead on day Alan decides open door stark naked. Alan wa
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Papa John's Founder Gets Fire Roasted On Twitter

Papa John's Founder, John Schnatter, is here to warn the world of an approaching day of reckoning. Schnatter's recent bizarre interview features him ranting about eating 40 pizzas in 30 days, when he's not busy warning the world of a day of reckoning, and generally mourning what he sees as a loss of quality pizza from Papa John's.

John Schnatter stopped duties as the face of Papa John's in 2017 after he publicly condemned the NFL over the way they were handling players' protests during the national anthem. A mere six months later, Schnatter resigned as chairman of the board, amidst backlash he faced for being recorded using the N-word during a conference call with shareholders. 

Clearly, Schnatter is going through it. He looks like a sweaty mess of stress and stubborn delusions. Thankfully, Twitter users were ready to capitalize on the strange interview with some comedy gold. 

Papa John's Founder gets dragged all over Twitter after his recent, ridiculous interview.
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The 90s were a strange time. In this case, a 1998 pizza ad that featured the former leader of the Soviet Union, Mikhail Gorbachev. This article on the Gorbachev Pizza Hut Adstates that he needed the money for a foundation, and it was the only high profile commercial offer he took.

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Pizza Guy Screws Up Order For Understanding Customer, So Company Makes Him Stand in Corner (6 Images)

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

customer service FAIL pizza kindness pizza delivery text awesome lol understanding punishment solution funny delivery - 8942853
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