pirates

It's like the Little Mermaid dyed her hair, sailed the open seas, and was exposed to an ancient pirate curse. That said, I'd see the crap out of that movie if it ever got made.

So I guess this is an actual thing. Warning: must be a certified Sea Captain to register.

Lower the boomslang!

And then decided to write a book on parenting.

Yar!

Since the holiday weekend threw us off our schedule, we're doing a Sloshed Songs Sunday on a Wednesday! Because we're all about integrity and maintaining a rigorous schedule... eventually.

"But A12 mods," you seem to say, "that doesn't make any sense! Isn't a Sloshed Songs Sunday Wednesday kinda dumb?"

Valid point, fair user. Allow us to respectfully reply:

LA LA LA LA SHUT UP

Moving on, this week we go piratey with "Wenches and Mead" by the world's foremost (and only) Scottish pirate metal band, Alestorm. Yarrrr!

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