pirates

I will never understand the music industry.

May ya' freebooters an' picaroons' bellies be stuff'd ta' the rullocks with rum an' arrack this fine evenin'! Wednesdays be damn'd! If it's Friday in yer mind's eye, it's Friday 'cross all the Seven Seas!!!

Pick yourself up one of these pirate-themed drinking containers, and feel that much closer to the high seas! The manufacturers are not responsible for any cutlass related injuries you may incur.

Learn more about the problem of medal piracy at Roflympics!

With Captain Morgan and his devious first mate: Chris!