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What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

You may be the one who called the teacher mom, but at least you're not the one who tried to Falcon Punch a big kid. Or maybe you were. Either way, we don't know how these people live with themselves.

Dammit Chunk, you fluffy idiot.

A few weeks ago a video went viral that showed a man, Heinze Sanchez, distracted on his phone while a stray dog snuck up behind him and lifted its leg. You can watch the video here.

After noticing what was happening, Sanchez lashed out at the stray and sent it running. Despite the fact that he missed during his outburst people were upset that he had tried to hit the animal.

This story reached it's grand conclusion when Sanchez went to make up for his actions in the best way possible: Giving the dog a home.