What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.
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You know urine trouble when you do something wrong on so many levels.
A few weeks ago a video went viral that showed a man, Heinze Sanchez, distracted on his phone while a stray dog snuck up behind him and lifted its leg. You can watch the video here.
After noticing what was happening, Sanchez lashed out at the stray and sent it running. Despite the fact that he missed during his outburst people were upset that he had tried to hit the animal.
This story reached it's grand conclusion when Sanchez went to make up for his actions in the best way possible: Giving the dog a home.
Via shanghaiist
Yes, yes, indeed, a 71-year-old man is a member of a Chinese organization that promotes people hydrating with urine as a cure for 'almost any illness.'
According to a recent interview with Chengdu Economic Daily, the dude, who is a chief managing director for the China Urine Therapy Association, had his first encounter with a 'urine therapy campaign in 1993. He claims after a mere three months of urine therapy his eyesight's improved to the point he doesn't need glasses anymore.
Alright bruh, you do you. I'll be over here in the corner, chilling, content with life, sippin from a cold bottle of beer.
Via DebraMessing
Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.
Exhibit: A
Someone sent me a DM of his very VERY large penis.... That's all.
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!
RESPECT WOMEN.
RESPECT YOURSELVES. pic.twitter.com/8sEPyldSEG
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.
RESPECT WOMEN.
RESPECT YOURSELVES.
But don't send the peen.
