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Everything seemed all fine and well during the following in-depth analysis of the Seahawks upcoming 2017 schedule, until someone pointed out that the schedule they were working with was in fact from 2016....whoops! Also, spoiler alert: the Seahawks made the playoffs. You guys had one job!

Still wildly curious about what psi this dude keeps Tom Brady's balls at tho? In all seriousness, these were awesome. Hoping we get hit downfield with round 2 from this guy soon! 

Well, looks like Gronk's out for another six weeks, and did you see that look of initial shock light up across Brady's face? No way in hell was the dude about to let anyone get away with his previously stolen (thankfully found...) Super Bowl jersey again!

If her goal was to ignite a widespread series of hilarious insults, verbal jabs and jests from the Twitter peanut gallery, then she certainly didn't fail. Eagerly awaiting the follow-up response from Jay Cutler himself, cause at this point it's far too late in the roast sesh to take that shit down. He's destined to be at the butt end of a whole lot of jokes for a long time. Guess it was wishful thinking that he was done throwing bad pics. 

Jon Ryan's teammate Steven Hauschka went ahead and decided to sign on with the Buffalo Bills, and let me tell you right now as a Seattle Seahawks fan, this is straight devastating. At least Ryan pulled through with a comedic farewell, and naturally the Twitter reactions to said tweet only served to contribute to the bittersweet joke. 

Glad to see that the Raiders have managed to have some fun since the devastating ending to their storied run in the Wild Card Playoffs. 

The Patriots parade has officially commenced and taken Boston by storm. The streets are flooded with loyal adrenaline-drunk fans and red-faced angry hockey dads alike, all expressing their hilarious hatred for Roger Goodell through the nice medium of big, bold signs. With hundreds to choose from, these were our favorites. 

Ah, the good old tired, grouchy post-Super Bowl Monday morning, where we're all sleepily wading through a sea of bleary-eyed, burned out boozehounds with solidly pulverized livers, hating themselves as much as they already hated Monday. Or maybe you couldn't give less of a turd about last night's game or football in general. That is unless, you're a Patriots fan. In that case you mos def called in sick to work because you're probably still drunk right now, wrapping up an extensive bottomless mimosa and/or Bloody Mary-soaked brunch, to keep the celebration from last night's last call, going. Either way, the memelords of the world had a lot of material to work with after last night's massive comeback by the Patriots, to beat the Falcons in overtime. These memes in particular, didn't fail to keep us entertained. 

The Super Bowl sets the stage for hugely funded, often sexualized commercials with companies spending millions and then some for control of the mic for a sweet, fleeting 30 seconds. These spots in particular resonated with us.