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The NFL ain't even ready for The King of Wakanda. 

Deadpool stepped up to give us the Super Bowl commentary we needed and deserved. 

You can tell these mean tweets did a NUMBER on these guys. 

Steeler's Wide Receiver, JuJu Smith-Schuster was on the maddening hunt for his bike; and eventually the news somehow made its way over to Mia Khalifa. Naturally, Khalifa being the sports-obsessed social media queen, reached out to him and started up a hashtag to try and help the cause. Let's just say JuJu has clearly been tuned into Mia Khalifa's prior exploits, in terms of publicly shaming athletes that engage with her on various social media channels. 

Buffalo's cultivated nothing short of widespread notoriety for their booze-soaked, insanity-charged antics at as many sporting events as possible. What we have here is a fine display of utter mindless depravity. 

Last night, in a moment of bad judgement and perhaps a little too much emotion, Marshawn Lynch rushed off the bench and ended up tangling with a referee. 

The incident came after a late hit from Kansas City's cornerback, Marcus Peters, who is a longtime friend of Lynch. A little scuffle broke out after the play and Marshawn rushed out to break it up, finding himself instead face to face with a pissed off referee. 

But the story doesn't end there. In true Lynch fashion, he was spotted watching the game from the stands and even riding BART (local transport) after the game. 

When Tom Brady went and leaned in for the bro hug with Coach Belichick he got savagely cold-shouldered. Stay strong Tom, and don't get too close next time: you might just have your heart broken...

NFL Defensive Coordinator, Rob Ryan got clotheslined by a brutal onslaught of spicy memes directed at his getup when he made an appearance on FS1's Undisputed. How are we supposed to pay attention to what this dude's saying when he shows up looking like a bloated Gandalf with a serious identity crisis. 

GET.REKT. 

Following a brutal 42-27 loss to the KC Chiefs last night, we were gifted with the glorious gift that is the red-faced angry hockey dad Tom Brady meme. Dude is (rightfully) pissed AF. Naturally, the trolls of the internet banded together to kick the frustrated QB while he was down; and proceeded to caption the shit out of this gem....

As we prepare for the NFL season to officially kick off tomorrow night with the Patriots stacked up against the Chiefs, the hype's inevitably kicking into overdrive. While the masses of feverish fans engage in locker-room banter over bottomless buckets of wings at the proverbial sports bar, I'm just over here having the most fun with the Seahawks alternate logo. This one was destined to get shot out the sky from its very conception. 

Everything seemed all fine and well during the following in-depth analysis of the Seahawks upcoming 2017 schedule, until someone pointed out that the schedule they were working with was in fact from 2016....whoops! Also, spoiler alert: the Seahawks made the playoffs. You guys had one job!

Still wildly curious about what psi this dude keeps Tom Brady's balls at tho? In all seriousness, these were awesome. Hoping we get hit downfield with round 2 from this guy soon! 

Well, looks like Gronk's out for another six weeks, and did you see that look of initial shock light up across Brady's face? No way in hell was the dude about to let anyone get away with his previously stolen (thankfully found...) Super Bowl jersey again!