With the NFL draft coming up, people were excited to share their own stats. When comparing themselves to actual athletes, twitter was understandably self deprecating.
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Don't you dare ask Charley Casserly a question without running it by him first. Any attempt will be met with anger and a hard reset, even if it's live. Holy crap this dude doesn't even know they're on the air. Either way, we're grateful for any error on live tv, like this one.
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Absolutely insane. Usain Bolt shatters what some of us might think as physically possible, with a lightning bolt kind of speed. In this case, Bolt, turns up at the NFL combine in a pair of loafers, and proceeds to chase down the record with what looks like effortless grace. What a beast.
Tom Brady and his cartoonishly enormous coat are back, and people on Twitter can't get enough of it. I mean, can you blame them? That thing is HUGE. Just what is Tom Brady hiding under there? And it's worth noting, this isn't the first time he's broken out a beast of a coat. See here, for that reminder.
Buffalo Bills Safety, Jordan Poyer learned a harsh lesson in not f**king around with crazy. His wife decided to release a series of troubling texts between herself, and other 'victims' of internet personality, Summer Rae's psychotic, manipulative games. Poyer and his wife have reportedly since mended things after splitting up last July, amidst the cheating allegations; but DAMN, does Rae sound like one especially crazed individual.
NY Giants star Wide Receiver, Odell Beckham Jr. is about to get some serious love from Nike if they did in fact put in the (highly questionable) trademark for this new "OBJ" logo. The move isn't too far out of left field, seeing as Nike started a five year-five million a year deal at the start of 2017 with Beckham Jr.
Steeler's Wide Receiver, JuJu Smith-Schuster was on the maddening hunt for his bike; and eventually the news somehow made its way over to Mia Khalifa. Naturally, Khalifa being the sports-obsessed social media queen, reached out to him and started up a hashtag to try and help the cause. Let's just say JuJu has clearly been tuned into Mia Khalifa's prior exploits, in terms of publicly shaming athletes that engage with her on various social media channels.
Buffalo's cultivated nothing short of widespread notoriety for their booze-soaked, insanity-charged antics at as many sporting events as possible. What we have here is a fine display of utter mindless depravity.
