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What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

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Woman's Sister-In-Law Names Her Baby "Alibi"

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for telling her sister-in-law that the decision to name her baby, "Alibi" was literally the worst call ever. The collective opinion states that she was not in the wrong at all. Seems fair enough. Just cause the name is weird and rare does not mean that it's a good name. Kid could have a tough road ahead with a name like that. 

Woman's sister-in-law names her baby "alibi." | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/Ghostthemost28 3d AITA telling my SIL her baby's chosen name is literally worst name l've ever heard? Not hole TLDR- they're naming their baby girl "Alibi" Ok so looking outside judgment because do feel bad about upsetting her still. Last weekend joined family zoom call where my brother and SIIL wanted announce their new baby's name after spending nearly month brainstorming. My parents and other siblings were also there along
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Pets Actual Names Versus what Owners Call Them

Sure your dog's name might be Ken but over a few months, for unknown reasons it can easily be morphed into something like Lord Grandpa or Rudolphus Fudge-Maker or Blastoise McCartney or what have you. Nadia Bolz-Weber asked Twitter what they actually call their pets. Here's a pet shelter that gave cats wild names so we found a bunch.

Nicknames people gave their pets | Ruddy Duck Stays Home @RuddyDuck22 Replying EmilyRose_S and @Sarcasticluther Gabby and Izzy call them Gabbaroo and Queen Isabella Ruler Universe Boss Everybody Love these girls. 9 Kerry McManus and 16 others 2 Comments O uke O Comment Share 10:07 AM Apr 26, 2020 Twitter Android
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Couple's Wedding Hashtag Generator is a Cornucopia of Double Entendre

 With one fell swoop of automated name creation, the about-to-be-formed Dick family has a buttload of new name ideas for their wedding. We will never not be fans of dumb jokes, double entendre, and anything that has to do with silly names. especially when it relates to something as serious and adult as a wedding.

Guy named Dick has funny double entendre wedding name generator | Tyler Dick is with Allison Harned. Ali asked help pick name our wedding website put our info into name generator can't stop laughing. Let us know which ones like! #AboutTimeDick #AisleBeLovingDick #AlIDickAlITheTime #AtLastWith Dick #TwoHeartsOneDick #WakeUpDick #WeAreTheDicks #WeddingBellsForDick
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Horrible Names People Encountered

You'd think parents would have better judgement, but sometimes people get stuck with incredibly silly names. There are some parents out there who either didn't give a name enough thought, or tried to get too clever with it. Man it would really suck to be named after a transformer. 

Horrible and stupid names people gave kids | posted by MelyssaRave My neighbor 12th kid. His parents named him Twelver gotta be worst ever seen.
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Terrific WiFi Names People Encountered

A WiFi name can be a protest, a joke, or almost any other form of personal expression. Some people turn theirs into terrific puns while other people just want to see the world burn. Here are some clever and funny names people gave their WiFi. For more name stuff, here are some horrible names of actual people.

Great names people gave their wifi | posted by DoctorDirector weren't supposed have personal wifi our dorms college, so made name "DIRECT-BHB-HP Office jet 5234" and everyone just assumed just printer like rest would pop up
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People With Unfortunately Wild and Silly Names

People manage to name their kids some pretty awful things. People also manage to legally change their name to some wacky crap, as well as get insane names printed on official documents. Either way, we're glad that among all of our own problems, having the silly name like "Itch E. Ballscracher" isn't one of them.

People with funny names.
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Bootleg Costumes With Creative Loophole Names

People need costumes and they don't give a damn if they're legit. It takes a precise and creative mind to come up with a costume name that gets the point across without infringing on copyright law. That or, I guess you could just call it "Butt Surprise." Anyway, here are more off-brand costumes that are just legal enough.

Funny costumes names that avoid infringing copyright law.
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People With Dirty Names Bond Over The Struggle

People with "dirty names" are bonding over the collective struggle of using their names on logins, and getting flagged for "offensive language." They refuse to be silenced, and are here to make their struggles known. 

Twitter users are bonding over having "dirty names" and trying to enter them into login info.
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Silly and Inappropriate Wedding Announcements

Enough people have gotten married that statistics dictate there's gonna be some silly matchups. You hope these people had the sense to not hyphenate their names, but I guess that's their business. It just seems like a bad idea to walk around as John and Debra Rod-Licker or whatever. Gotta love some classic accidental filth, like these news and magazine layout fails.

Silly and inappropriate names from wedding announcements.
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Funny and Accurate Alternate Names for Things

Why are things named what they are anyway? Some scientist or technician threw together a taxonomy a long time ago made up of some greek or latin roots that no one uses anymore? Just about everything can afford to have a nickname. Some of these make more sense than the originals. Saying "make sure the electric hose is plugged in" makes sense to us. Here are some alternate names for animals 

Funny alternate names for objects and animals.
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25 Things People Would Treat Differently If They Had Better Names

There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

askreddit, different names, giving new names to things, calling sunburns radiation burns
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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex

Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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22 of the Most Unfortunate Names People Had to Live With

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

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25 Pun-tastic Boat Names That'll Make You Say "High Sea What You Did There"

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

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Twitter Is Having A HeyDay with Celebrities "Real Names"

Ever wondered about the mystery behind some of your favorite celebrities real names? Well here are some pretty good guesses.

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