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Bootleg Costumes With Creative Loophole Names

People need costumes and they don't give a damn if they're legit. It takes a precise and creative mind to come up with a costume name that gets the point across without infringing on copyright law. That or, I guess you could just call it "Butt Surprise." Anyway, here are more off-brand costumes that are just legal enough.

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People With Dirty Names Bond Over The Struggle

People with "dirty names" are bonding over the collective struggle of using their names on logins, and getting flagged for "offensive language." They refuse to be silenced, and are here to make their struggles known. 

Twitter users are bonding over having "dirty names" and trying to enter them into login info.
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Silly and Inappropriate Wedding Announcements

Enough people have gotten married that statistics dictate there's gonna be some silly matchups. You hope these people had the sense to not hyphenate their names, but I guess that's their business. It just seems like a bad idea to walk around as John and Debra Rod-Licker or whatever. Gotta love some classic accidental filth, like these news and magazine layout fails.

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Funny and Accurate Alternate Names for Things

Why are things named what they are anyway? Some scientist or technician threw together a taxonomy a long time ago made up of some greek or latin roots that no one uses anymore? Just about everything can afford to have a nickname. Some of these make more sense than the originals. Saying "make sure the electric hose is plugged in" makes sense to us. Here are some alternate names for animals 

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25 Things People Would Treat Differently If They Had Better Names

There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex

Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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22 of the Most Unfortunate Names People Had to Live With

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

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25 Pun-tastic Boat Names That'll Make You Say "High Sea What You Did There"

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

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Twitter Is Having A HeyDay with Celebrities "Real Names"

Ever wondered about the mystery behind some of your favorite celebrities real names? Well here are some pretty good guesses.

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Twitter's Offensively-Named People Bond Over Their Plight

It's fine that companies are trying to keep people from using unsavory language on their sites, but when your name is Dick Butts, you are presented with a very specific problem.

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Internet Brainstorms Hilarious Names For Bizarre Noah's Ark Mural

The amount of creative inspiration that went into hatching up these equally hilarious and unique names for this collection of ambiguous Noah's Ark inhabitants is impressive as the mural itself. We're not sure where this ark is heading, but we were hard-pressed to find a dude that'd pass as Noah on board. He might have taken one too many hits and started to take some "creative license" with the piece when they had an "epiphany". But regardless, the tweeter has taken a completely unintelligible Noah's Ark scene, and given it meaning, that is a true feat. Next he should try to find the reasoning behind parents naming their kids with such unfortunate and terrible names. That will definitely be his next claim to fame, if he so chooses.

People react on Twitter to a strange Noah's Ark mural that involves a whole lot of clay pieces.
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19 Ridiculous Things People Have Called Objects When They Couldn't Remember Their Names

Ever had one of those moments when you couldn't quite get the name of something off of the tip of your tongue? And you end up spewing some sort of tripped over, garbled nonsense in order to explain what it is you need / are looking at? Well you're not alone because that is also basically the rest of all humanity. Though some of these might be from old age, most of these people have no excuse for whatever happened to their brain that lead up to the moment they said whatever they did. But we can only hope that they will have better ideas still than these shelter staff who gave insane names to their cats.

Ridiculous Things People Have Called Objects When They Couldn't Remember Their Names
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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

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18 Stupid Names to Make You Feel Better This Friday

So it has been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but you know what? At least your name isn't "Hitler Mussolini" or "B.J. Hardick." 

Keep that in mind as you head into the weekend. No matter how bad things are getting, remember, you don't have this dumbass name: Kash Register. Or Tokyo Sexwale. Maybe even Rich Will Wanket. You can decide which one is the best. But at least no matter how down in the dumps you are today, you recognize that at least you haven't had one of these names your whole life. And then appreciate what it would mean to have such an ironic or hilarious name. But while comparing your lot in life to theirs, maybe check out these cats and their insane names the shelter gave them. Maybe one will be your new best friend.

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