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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex

Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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22 of the Most Unfortunate Names People Had to Live With

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

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22 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

School can be a TERRIBLE place. These people have some unbelievably unfortunate names etched into academic eternity. We wonder if they're still walking through the world with them. 

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25 Pun-tastic Boat Names That'll Make You Say "High Sea What You Did There"

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

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Twitter Is Having A HeyDay with Celebrities "Real Names"

Ever wondered about the mystery behind some of your favorite celebrities real names? Well here are some pretty good guesses.

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Twitter's Offensively-Named People Bond Over Their Plight

It's fine that companies are trying to keep people from using unsavory language on their sites, but when your name is Dick Butts, you are presented with a very specific problem.

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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18 Stupid Names to Make You Feel Better This Friday

So it has been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but you know what? At least your name isn't "Hitler Mussolini" or "B.J. Hardick." 

Keep that in mind as you head into the weekend. No matter how bad things are getting, remember, you don't have this dumbass name: Kash Register. 

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