What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

At Least Everyone Can Remember Their Names

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Via Incessantibex

Well, That Was Nice of Him

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Created by anselmbe

Breathe Deep, Get All the Tannins

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Via Bad Newspaper

The Baby of the End Times is Coming

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Created by Butteri

Djumbo Unchained

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Created by Sam

How Long Ago Was This Picture Taken?

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Via sivey_

This is What Happens When the Anime Kids Start Having Kids of Their Own

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Created by Unknown

No relation to the Football Player, Unless He Was Also Taken Down by Drug Charges

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Via Uproxx

Meanwhile, in a 90s Cartoon...

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Via Bad Newspaper

Of the Fabled McPooperson Clan?

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Via bumdrummer

Well of Course the 7 Daughters Would Have 14 Hands

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Via Spank You

Followed Only By "Mor McSprayee"

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Via Cubicle Bot

The Headline is Bad Enough as it is, but Wait Until You Read Who Did it

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Via Ottawa Police

Not a Whole Lot Gets Done in This Neighborhood

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Via joe_passino

Someday He Will be Captain

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Via 22 Words

He Used to be "Doctor" but He Lost His License

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Via I Heart Chaos