Corporate greed never changes.

Never mess with IT.

Is a warm towel that nice?

What humble rays of sunshine.

Like any other new money-making opportunity, the world of Non-Fungible Tokens is filled with morons and scammers . For inspiration, just look at all the completely worthless digital coin options you can sink your money into and never get back. This opportunist took an extra step into the world of imaginary money by trying to convince an artist to give them their work, waving a magic wand over it, and then “giving” some of them back. Pretty neat stuff, dude. Very future. For another deluded idio…

Wonderful negotiation strategy.

Sometimes it's nice seeing upper management squirm just a little bit. This employee posted screenshots of text messages between them and their boss to Imgur in the aftermath of OP's resigning from their position to show why they took such drastic action; it looks like something going on at work was going to force OP out of their vacation, until they decided to just quit and ghost their manager. The text messages are frustrating to read but also a little enjoyable — it seems like they shouldn't…

"Sorry, price just went up."

Good luck with that.

Some expert negotiating going on here.

That's not part of the deal

They could have been decent, but no.

Why'd you go and do that, bud?

There's always more.

Milk your company for all its worth

Yep, totally nailed it.