Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.
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At first glance being mean to a charity sure makes this dude look like a bad guy. Then you realize the idiotic miscommunication going on here and it kind makes you want to bury your face in the sand. At least a another charity got the machines in the end. Check this out for a slough of cheap bastards who tried taking advantage of people.
When you're just a kid, you just kind of assume everyone lives the same way as you, so you don't think too much of it. Then maybe you go to a friends house and realize that it's just a little bigger, or cleaner, or they seem to have a lot more food. Then it hits you. "Oh, man, what is it my mom does for a living?" For some other interesting and somewhat frustrating stories of relative wealth, here are people's craziest encounters with rich kid syndrome.
Yeah, it almost feels like a crime how cheap some of this stuff is. Actually, some of it is! That said, a few bucks for a pineapple that started growing in 2017? Holy crap! If only someday we could add something like healthcare or housing to this list then that'd be cool too, but for now, we got these.
Self involved people are a nightmare on their own, but when they want something from you for free, they make themselves your problem. Here are some laughably cheap doofuses who wanted people's stuff for free, all while being huge jerks about it. If you wanna see more, here's a raging dumpster fire of unreasonable choosing beggars.
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These guys made a side-by-side video of the most memorable parts of the sci-fi/action classic along with their low cost version and the results are magnificent. This budget Matrix reminds us of another one of our favorites, Low Cost Cosplay. Oh man, those spoon glasses. So good.
Exes can make life difficult. In some cases, desperate times call for desperate, meticulously timed measures. When this guy's ex-girlfriend was intent on making him pay for most of a year's worth of rent, he struck back in a way that couldn't get him away faster.
This guy thinks he can just walk into an old friend's life and get him to put down his time and money for nothing in return? No sir, that will not fly. If you wanna frustrate yourself further with the demands of irrationally entitled buttheads insulting hard working people and trying to get shit for free, then look no further.
We're not exactly sure what compels people to think they can get away with demanding stuff for way below asking price, then turning around and being super verbally abusive. But there sure are a whole lot of people out there who think that's totally cool and normal. And honestly, it's not cool. At all.
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This guy raged hard when the money wasn't adding up correctly on his paycheck. Can you blame him.
The moral of the story here is that Nicole is one ruthless, cold, and careless customer service rep. Outside that, Chase bank gets "exposed" for being a money hungry, evil sac of bullsh*t. Aren't we all just...shocked. If anything, take this guy's fiery twitter thread about his bizarre number-crunching money debacle with Chase bank, as a cautionary tale for what your bank could be pulling on you, under the table. Who knows.
A CNBC article has the internet angrier than usual today; maybe. The article suggests that a couple that makes $500K a year can actually have an average budget. Um, what we see in their expenses is anything but average. Apparently "little to no money" is having $36K lying around to throw into your 401K, WITH $7,300 left over.
