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You can almost make out this employee's stress-sweat in the story, told. This story's the stuff of fever dreams. My hands get clammy just trying to picture myself in his nightmarish scenario. 

If you haven't seen these types of Antiques Roadshow gems made by writer @KeatonPatti, then you're in for a unique and funny wild ride. Part nostalgic nod and part writing exercise, these reimagined antiques have made us laugh too hard. The same dude who made these is also responsible for similarly absurd "bot-written" scripts like this Olive Garden commercial.

"Financial Dominatrix" sounds like a fancy made up job name like "Life Coach" or "CEO." We're pretty sure she's a glorified gold digger but if it works for her, more power to her. This guy comes in swinging trying to figure out what the hell she actually does, but by Tinder standards, it's not that wierd.

You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them. 

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

This is what happens when a wannabe so-called "Influencer" with 10k followers thinks they can swing their weight around and bully a person into doing a job for less than minimum wage. Honestly, who thinks they can waste other people's time with this kind of BS? By the way, if you want to waste more time looking at more of this kind of BS, here's way more laughably entitled cheapskates.

Ramen's cultivated a widespread reputation for being agreeably cheap. It effortlessly fits into an airtight budget, and can pull through in a clutch way if you're running on the fumes of last paycheck, till the next one comes your way. From your choice to throw down on some ramen, you're presented with an array of options to spice the dish up with variety. You can throw enough sh*t in there to (almost) forget you're eating Ramen, in the first place! 

The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.

It's not every day that you make such a colossal mistake that you cost your employer over a million dollars in damage. Luckily for him, this wasn't even the worst case scenario. If you're into Navy humor, here's an awesome story of the bold moves over the laziest naval officer ever.

You can't put a price on this level of delusion. 

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

It's a wildly shallow world and some people (are smart enough to) play along. 

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

These articles by their very design seem intended to piss people off, but we're still pissed off. As it turns out, this young go-getter has a whopping $43,000 put away, with $20K of that being in liquid assets. Maybe those charitable donations are a bit stingy after all...