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Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

It's a wildly shallow world and some people (are smart enough to) play along. 

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

These articles by their very design seem intended to piss people off, but we're still pissed off. As it turns out, this young go-getter has a whopping $43,000 put away, with $20K of that being in liquid assets. Maybe those charitable donations are a bit stingy after all...

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it. These choosing beggars obviously have too much time on their hands and no understanding of when to stop. Whatever the reason for their aggressive and unasked-for behavior, it's not cool. Not cool at all. 

Here are some of the unrelenting trials and tribulations of living in a land of plenty. Some people are more self aware than others.

Just because something is legal to do, does not mean it's the right thing to do. Here are some serious A-holes who sadly got what they wanted.

Lowcost_costplay is the delightful creativity you need in your life. Who knew you could perfectly capture the essence of your favorite characters using only spaghetti and underwear?

People will go to the greatest lengths for the dumbest reasons. Faced with that much in real medical bills, her Dad could've said a lot more than he did.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

Some people will quite literally sacrifice all dignity for that extra money. The willpower is dangerously strong in this bunch of degenerates...

Musicians need that money stuff for a crazy little thing called rent...

Some people thinks that the world revolves around them, and the laws of decency and social norms don't apply to them. These people try to get away with taking something at the expense of other people, and it is not cool. Not cool at all. Here are 17 stories from Redditors about the cheapest cheapskates they have come across, and some of these people need to have a good hard look at themselves. Honestly. SMH.