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She should've asked for a crash course in punctuation! This is a mess. Good luck with the Purebred Horse handout though. 

This is one of the lengthier pro revenge stories I've encountered, but damn is the payoff worth it. Never mess with a military IT guy in the middle of the Iraqi Desert! 

It's not every day that you make such a colossal mistake that you cost your employer over a million dollars in damage. Luckily for him, this wasn't even the worst case scenario. If you're into Navy humor, here's an awesome story of the bold moves over the laziest naval officer ever.

D.L. Jennings shares the kind of achievement-ridden story, brimming with impossible levels of productivity and steel fortitude to back, that'll inspire the rest of us on some level (while feeling lazy AF) to get shit done. Seriously, the story behind the creation of his book, "Gift of the Shaper" is an amazing tale in its own right. The fact Jennings put this together amidst 14 years of active duty (thank you for your service) is damn impressive. Check out his Facebook page over here if you're looking to snag a copy of his book, or read more about him. 

Great minds find a way to take the shortcuts none of us were ever lazy enough to consider. 

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

Some of these sounds are good. Some are bad. Either way, people found them memorable. Hopefully you haven't heard all of them.

There's not much you can do when you know something you're not supposed to. I mean, you can sit there and feel bad about it if you want.

This is just beautiful stupid. 

Goes without saying that men aren't encouraged to share their feelings. These moments are sometimes funny, sometimes awkward, and other times necessary. 

Both painful and AMAZING to read. 

This brilliant act of trolling is in response to recent news that televangelist, Jesse Duplantis, wants his followers to donate $54 million his way so that he can spread the word of God with the help of a private luxury jet. What we can get behind is the humorous dad's efforts to fundraise for his dog Badger, who apparently isn't in great shape! Check out that part of it back over here. 

An internet classic. If you haven't read this story, do yourself a favor and be enlightened.