McDonald's

This enlightening AskReddit thread has McDonald's employees revealing various secrets they learned while working at the infamous fast food restaurant. If anything, it's surprising that things aren't grosser. Also, that idea about throwing an apple pie in a plain McFlurry and blending the two together sounds like pure genius. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about what people would take in their angry meals. As it turns out, nobody was short on ideas for this fun thought train. Seems like McDonald's should consider giving it a shot. 

This man's Twitter thread about a trip to the McDonald's drive thru makes for a true emotional rollercoaster. It's full of twists and turns and genuinely reads like something out of a fever dream. 

Working customer service is hard enough as it is, but working at McDonald's might be the toughest of scenarios. The establishment just has an uncanny knack for being a magnet to all kinds of chaos. 

McDonald's could be missing out on an opportunity to ironically sell "Sad Meals." Cause it would seem that this AskReddit thread generated a whole lot of steam. Whether it's genuine cursed food items, or frustrating little figurines, the "Sad Meal" could churn up some bizarre results. 

This guy's seemingly simple request for some extra cream cheese on his bagel resulted in quite the monstrosity. We're talking about a lot of cream cheese here, folks. Clearly someone had fun with honoring this request. 

All that Wendy's had to do was ask for McDonald's to roast them, and the rest of Twitter proceed to roast McDonald's. That's when you know you've got the power as a roast master on Twitter. When you can literally point in the direction of McDonald's who was minding their own business, and get people to roast them on your behalf, just by asking McDonald's to roast you. It's some kind of psychological trick, and it played out in brilliant fashion. People were quick to deliver on the roasts about McDonald's broken ice cream machines. 

Thursday is upon us, and it's time for a throwback fail. You know, one of those fails that was such a distinct flop that it's destined to ring on into eternity for the disaster that it was. This time, we're looking at McDonald's and the case of them losing the EU trademark over a Big Mac. A Big Mac!

The McDonald's hot coffee case went down in 90's history as a goofy late-night-talk-show-level absurdity that seemed like it was about a money-grubbing lady who was too dumb to know that coffee was hot. As it turns out, the details were more nefarious than that. For more people on tumblr getting blasted with knowledge, here are tumblr users getting schooled on car safety.

We remember being idiot kids and doing stupid crap like wasting an employee's time on a joke order. That said, the humor is really lost once you've realized you've just spent money for a joke no one even payed any attention to. Here's a fun workplace prank of an employee who gets fake fired every time an awful customer shows up.