McDonald's

It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation. 

TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

McDonald's sounds a whole lot like Walmart in terms of people losing themselves, but with fast food thrown in the mix. 

Wendy's is always game to decimate any temporarily emboldened, spicy people on Twitter. Their banter is brutal, and errs on the side of being on point. In this case, they have to remind someone what a fridge is. 

If the intent was to replicate the originals, these off-brands really screwed the pooch.

McDonald's is retiring the widely loved and worshipped Happy Meal from the Value Menu, and I don't know what to do with myself. Is this the straw that broke the camel's back? Absolutely. The end is inevitable and it is very near, folks. Just in case you don't feel like being totally devastated, you should note that the meal will still rock a reasonably digestible price of $4. Reasonable if money grew on trees, am I right. 

Doesn't matter if the humor was intended or not.

This is terribly believable for McDonald's. 

A lot of these are just two pieces of our childhoods slapped together into some kind of bootleg superhero-cartoon-fastfood monstrosity. Pretty cool.

Never expect anything. The world is a lie.