malicious compliance

Statistics professor demands improbable equal effort for 4-student group project—1 doesn't help, all 4 claim an impossible 33% equal share—group invents new math making 132%=100%: 'The professor was confused. "That adds up to 132%, how is that possible?"'

Brad Dickson

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Professor had special rules about formatting in essays and expected every student to follow them, one student complied, but it wasn’t what he expected: ‘By the next essay, the formatting section of the syllabus had basically doubled in length.’

María Cetra

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Woman spends around $500 worth of decorations from store but is followed by employee, resulting in her returning everything she bought: ‘They said that this would look bad on the store for having a massive return. I reiterated that's the consequences’

Olivia Arocena

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Customer gets accused of stealing at a retail store after an employee stared at them for their whole visit, making them want to return their $500 purchase: ' They returned everything very begrudgingly, but I have yet to set foot in that store since'

María Cetra

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Employee gets asked by boss that his “team’s status” remains always available, so he complies, creating a system that did it for him: ‘And it simulated just enough activity to keep my status green.’

María Cetra

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Fitness business owner gets an influencer client who first demanded services for free and then complained when she gained 0.5 pounds in a week, demanding a refund: ‘Post a public statement on your page admitting your plan doesn’t work.'

María Cetra

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Restaurant server maliciously complies with disrespectful people’s crazy demands, gives them exactly what they ask for, and they still complain: ‘She never gets in trouble’

Giuliana Tiscioni

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New manager demands employee dress professionally or “go home” during an office Casual Friday—employee complies, goes home, still gets a full day's pay—HR sides with employee, and the whole team is mad at the manager

Brad Dickson

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26-year-old employee was told by a boss that he has to have a doctor's note to miss work when he's sick, so he started to get 4 days' rest instead: 'They can give me the 1 or 2 days I ask for, or they can give me the week the doc gives me.'

María Cetra

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HR suspends an employee and asks him to leave for playing a joke on coworker, but forgets to notify boss and other departments: ‘My phone [was] called over and over’

Giuliana Tiscioni

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‘Your job is not to coach people’: Boss tells front desk employee to stop helping customers with their mistakes, regrets it when chaos ensues with incorrectly filed forms

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Ex-wife takes literally the judge's decision to split the house things "in half" between her ex-husband and her, and decides to cut everything in half: "Oh, to be a fly on the wall when [he] gets home".

María Cetra

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Ex-boss begs former employee to leave a review at a local job review portal, he complies, leaving a very bad one and requesting the elimination of false ones, making the average bad: 'Management has suddenly been acting super nice and accommodating.'

María Cetra

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Man spends $400 on a broken washing machine he got on craigslist and decides to scam the scammer: 'This guy must have a warehouse of broken appliances waiting to scam people with'

Olivia Arocena

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IT employee gets reprimanded over not taking his lunch on time, so he complies during a critical outage that turned down the network in which he can't really do anything: 'Boss is standing at my desk when I get back today.'

María Cetra

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Employee contacts his manager because of an important incident, boss forbids everyone from contacting her in her free time, but also requests things from employees in their free time: 'She will have to come in on her days off if she wants to talk to me'

María Cetra

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