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Employee Humiliates Himself By Talking Like Smeagol At New Job

This embarrassed employee shares a tale about a particularly embarrassing experience at a new job, where they were overheard by coworkers while reenacting the infamous Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. Kind of an awkward situation to get caught up in. 

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Tumblr Physicists Theorize About Curvature Of Middle Earth And Legolas' Scary Elf Eyes

Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory. 

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Twitter Thread Explains Confusing Parts In Lord Of The Rings Like They're A DnD Campaign

If only the stories didn't predate DnD by 20ish years right? That being said, maybe this will clarify some of the murkier points throughout Lord of the Rings, for anyone who found themselves confused, while having a decent grasp on DnD knowledge. 

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Enraged Gamer's Tumblr Thread About Orc That Won't Die Is Comedy Gold

At this point he should just consider giving the bastard a job. This post might just inspire you to buy Shadow of War, cause who doesn't love the shit out of being trolled by an invincible orc?

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Trump's Son-In-Law Is Building Mordor's Tower of Orthanc at 666 Fifth Ave.

Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, and the man who's apparently in charge of solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, is building a brand-new tower at... 666 Fifth Ave. 666? And it, uhhh, looks like this:

Ew, boy. Someone should tell him that it looks a lot like this: 

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Dave wanted to propose to his girlfriend Jenna in a very unique and special way, so he commissioned a custom Lord of the Rings lightsaber from Vaders Vault. 

The saber features a custom poem in the style of the famous One Ring poem engraved onto the hilt, a stunning purple power crystal and awesome Lord of the Rings sound effects. You can see it in action in the video above.