Lord of the Rings

It's time for a Fellowship LOTR fans. If you're down with Bombadill and Ents, then you'll be doubled over laughing at these hilarious jokes all about your favorite Tolkien land. Can you truly call yourself a Lord of the Rings fan if you don't appreciate these jokes? Take the plunge and find out.

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We've got a new contender for "things nobody would think to ask for but are still fun": Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings overdubbed with normal voices. If anything it makes them seem more approachable.

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You might think that you've cringed hard before, but you haven't seen this dude try to get a class riled up before an exam, before. All of his fiery, emboldened passion is met with a devastating tidal wave of gross indifference from the rest of the classroom. 

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This is just magical. Lord of the Rings fans' dreams just came true. The Zoom reunion brings together so many of the familiar faces from the Lord of the Rings movies. Plus, it seems like a lot of the cast genuinely gets along with one another in real life. 

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Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

This fun Tumblr thread has physicists banding together to illustrate the absurd reality of what elves eyes might look like, while factoring in the curvature of Middle Earth, while they're at it. The resulting picture is an unsettling one, for sure. All in all, it's fun to see how ridiculous things can turn out when logic is applied to a fantasy world. 

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A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1
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Twitter Thread: Men Of Middle Earth As Bad Exes

Twitter user @AlexArrelia put together an extensive list that features the various men from middle earth as bad exes that "ruined your life." Did she do the dudes from Lord of the Ring justice, or is this just pure blasphemy? You be the judge. 

A Twitter thread that shows men from Lord of the Rings as bad ex boyfriends | 1:49 ON 3 E 56 Thread Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Sarumon Spends way too much time on Reddit J- has PHD philosophy, and works into every conversation is absolutely cheating on GIF ALT 1:46 PM 12 May 20 Twitter iPhone 333 Retweets 8,466 Likes Tweet reply II
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Gamer Driven To Insanity By Invincible Stalker Orc

This is a fun one to revisit. Frustrated gamer dude gets driven insane by an orc, who simply put, won't die. He just keeps coming back. At this point, the orc should be given a job or something to make himself useful. 

Gamer gets driven insane by an invincible orc that he can't get rid of | POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING pissvortex this fucking orc named Skakuga Taunter has followed throughout this entire game, literally jumping out bushes make fun and then running away after throwing smoke bomb killed him and he came back with peg leg as Skakuga Unkillable hate this fucker
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Tumblr User Expounds Tolkien's Wonderful Nerdery

Tumblr users apparently have a lot of time on their hands, and they use it for amusingly specific and labor intensive thoughts like the relationship between elves eyes and the curvature of middle earth, or discussing the full versions of classic sayings. We're glad people get so into stuff, like this Tumblr thread that makes history fun.

Tumblr user explains how Tolkein used his extensive knowledge of linguistics to make details in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit | mirkwoodest One ballsiest things Tolkien ever did write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write appendices their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal, mirkwoodest
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Employee Humiliates Himself By Talking Like Smeagol At New Job

This embarrassed employee shares a tale about a particularly embarrassing experience at a new job, where they were overheard by coworkers while reenacting the infamous Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. Kind of an awkward situation to get caught up in. 

An employee embarrasses himself by talking like Smeagol in front of his coworkers at his job.
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Tumblr Physicists Theorize About Curvature Of Middle Earth And Legolas' Scary Elf Eyes

Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory. 

Tumblr physicists theorize on Tumblr about the curvature of Middle Earth and why Legolas' eyes are so creepy.
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Twitter Thread Explains Confusing Parts In Lord Of The Rings Like They're A DnD Campaign

If only the stories didn't predate DnD by 20ish years right? That being said, maybe this will clarify some of the murkier points throughout Lord of the Rings, for anyone who found themselves confused, while having a decent grasp on DnD knowledge. 

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Enraged Gamer's Tumblr Thread About Orc That Won't Die Is Comedy Gold

At this point he should just consider giving the bastard a job. This post might just inspire you to buy Shadow of War, cause who doesn't love the shit out of being trolled by an invincible orc?

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