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Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills

A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Scary signs that warn of wtf danger | HackneyHomes partnership with HHackney Council Please Keep off Grass This is one many burial grounds pertaining Black Plague 1665-1666 | CRIME ALERT Do Not Stop

Spooky Signs that Mean Serious Business

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Funny times people didn't do their job | pipe spilling water out of a brick wall right onto a wooden bench | chocolate bunny wrapped in a santa claus wrapper

Wonderfully Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

People making statues jokingly hurt them | person throwing papers in the air near a statue of a baseball player swinging a bat | man pretending to get slapped in the face by a statue of a person on a monowheel

People Who Had Run-Ins With Aggressive Statues

Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki

Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

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Funny tumblr thread on Jesus stick tradition | grumpsaesthetics every year around christmas and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe want put jesus room instead, sweetie now s important note jesus referred our game is not actually real jesus christ, but instead wooden figure made 2011 has an uncanny resemblance lord and savior himself so happens is place jesus our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks if don't want decorate my room with him instead ask her return if she think

Tumblr User Explains Their Annual "Moving of the Jesus"

Marvel Movie scenes listed in chronological order | beautiful internet weirdo @tonygoldmark Well nerds fuckin' did Took global pandemic and damn quarantine, but did figured out precise chronological order all MCU movies (so far) BY SCENE out my Goddamn mind welcome.

Bored Hero Compiles Chronological List of Marvel Scenes

Funny moments that were someone's one job | electronic sign showing a folder on a desktop screen OCEAN GAMING AT HAMPTON BEACH CASINO | COOKING DOG Tasty, healthy and safe recipes sticker hiding the word for

Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

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Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

Karen insists she's an employee to try to use the bathroom | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/wafflecopter2 16 hours ago No don't work here, lady XL never been mistaken an employee at place don't work at, but did have tell Karen she doesn't work at my store work at 7-Eleven, and been there about six years now used work night shift (boy, do have some stories those days) but one really stands out this subreddit is time had tell lady she doesnt work at my store.

Demanding Karen Insists She Works at the Store

Technically accurate jokes, moments and memes | don't have skeleton inside brain are inside skeleton piloting bone mech 's using meat armor ? | pie chart my living room corner wall floor wall reddit

Technically Accurate Moments that are Clever and Dumb

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Weird, funny and extreme eyebrows | Leonid Brezhnev thick unibrow | Anzhelika Protodyakonova huge drawn eyebrows

Extreme Eyebrows that Pushed the Limits of Foreheads

funny stupid clever pickup lines | hey happy mother's day thanks but im not mom haha can fix | 5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im piece trash As someone who cares deeply about environment am obligated pick up. Is seven okay smooth fucker

Pick-Up Lines that Worked or Didn't

Man gives inspirational advice and screams gibberish afterward

Man Gives Inspirational Messages and Also Wordless Gibberish

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People who didn't understand satire | NASA THEONION.COM NASA Announces Plans Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun Haha Comment Share all should get nuked r destroying nature like this fuck NASA and fuck whoever supports them 1 35 m Like Reply sir, just ate Onion.

Absurd People Who Didn't Understand Satire

Funny attempts that failed | funny dog photo Threw ball, She came back with potato | max speed sign with the number covered MAXIMUM Obey Sign or Pay Fine SHARE ROAD Cardinne ark 1

Attempts that Slipped Down the Slope of Failure

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Overworked employee calls out boss in a 3:00 AM email after being set up to fail following her returns from medical leave: 'I couldn't take it anymore'

Overworked employee calls out boss in a 3:00 AM email after being set up to fail following her returns from medical leave: 'I couldn't take it anymore'

Employee confronts new boss to higher ups after he reprimands her for missing "mandatory training" during her maternity leave: 'I've literally done nothing wrong'

Employee confronts new boss to higher ups after he reprimands her for missing "mandatory training" during her maternity leave: 'I've literally done nothing wrong'

'My managers are drowning in work after I stopped doing all non-essential tasks': Overworked employee gets even with managers who refused to promote them

'My managers are drowning in work after I stopped doing all non-essential tasks': Overworked employee gets even with managers who refused to promote them

Man does cousin a favor by moving into his mid-renovated apartment, agreeing to pay back his leftover renovation loan of $30k, until many hidden property defects start to resurface: 'I don't believe it is fair for me to continue paying off his debt'

Man does cousin a favor by moving into his mid-renovated apartment, agreeing to pay back his leftover renovation loan of $30k, until many hidden property defects start to resurface: 'I don't believe it is fair for me to continue paying off his debt'

Boss denies raise to employee for lacking enough "passion" to respond to Slack messages at 10:00 PM, employee makes tough decision: 'I've been here 3 years and haven't gotten a single cost of living adjustment'

Boss denies raise to employee for lacking enough "passion" to respond to Slack messages at 10:00 PM, employee makes tough decision: 'I've been here 3 years and haven't gotten a single cost of living adjustment'

15+ Employees who quit their jobs on the spot: '[Boss] said, "If you leave I can replace you..." So I did'

15+ Employees who quit their jobs on the spot: '[Boss] said, "If you leave I can replace you..." So I did'

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