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Response to client who wanted discount for one cent of water | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank

Cleaner Has Classy Response for "Water Discount" Client

Who among us.
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Tumblr thread on roman fast food | extrajordinary Follow Some restaurants were fast food" variety, where customer could eat or purchase meal go Some were even designed such way customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering restaurant at all prototype drive-through" service. GUYS. THERE DRIVE-THROUGH ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH COST MY MASTERS HISTORY Daily Life Ancient Romans by David Matz] thatdangerous Follow *rolls up window* yeah gimme number V com

Tumblr Thread: Ancient Roman Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

There goes Gaius Furius sticking his fingers in your garum.
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ridiculous entitled people and their stupid demands | SunBay Sunbay Cardamon Wooden Pool, 12.18 x 4.27 x 1.46 m Amazon Customer Reviewed United Kingdom on 5 May 2020 Empty Bought this and didn't come with water. Livid cost more fill than cost buy

Entitled Goofs and Their Absurd Demands

Oh, totally, it should say that the pool doesn't ship with thousands of pounds of water.
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Historical events that are so ridiculous they seem fictional | eannasheridan 42.4k points 24 days ago 3 2 During WW1 German navy built ship and painted make look like British ship called RMS Carmania order infiltrate and destroy British convoys. On ships first outing first enemy encountered real RMS Carmania, which promptly sunk .

Historical Events That Sound Too Ridiculous to Be True

History is patently absurd.
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TV and movie villains who people sympathized with | JackwhitesLiteBrite 12.2k points 15 hours ago Doc Ock not saying sooner rob bank than beg grant money, but get where he's coming .

Villains Who People Sympathized With

Imagine landing a sweet new security guard gig just as James Bond strolls into town.
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Story of Karen who thought guy mowing his lawn was a kid at a lawn mowing service | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/Alyksandur 6 days ago not lawn mowing service. XL (First time poster and usually listen these on YouTube don't have clue formatting works. Also, this may not be perfect sub this story, but still has right kind vibe This one actually happened last year, but short enough still remember pretty clearly live very small town where everybody can more or less recognize everybody else by si

Karen asks Grown Man to Mow Her Lawn for $10

She just walked up to a dude mowing his own lawn.
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Qualified Hospital employee gives patient care, she thinks he's the garbage man | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Truthislife13 22 hours ago Medical care provided by garage man oc M finished my PhD middle terrible recession, and having hard time finding permanent job stayed afloat financially by adjunct teaching (low pay, no benefits) and by doing whatever odd jobs could find volunteer EMT at time, and friend able get night shift job local hospital as an IV technician. Strictly speaking should

IV Tech Lets Absurd Patient Think He's the Janitor

Ah, hospital shenanigans.
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Stuff that looks like faces and other things | slice of banana with a shape resembling the face of a dog | woman wearing a headband and sunglasses over her head looking down so that her head looks like a muppet's face

Things that Happen to Look like Other Things

Good work, brain.
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Tumblr thread about judging historical figures in modern fashion | unpretty ROYALTY_NOW_ julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping out facial reconstruction from a bust

Tumblr Thread: Reconstructed Historical Figures and How They'd Be

Caligula still looks like he'd do a Caligula.
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Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

If only all dentists could be this honest.
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Employee quits, boss get karma | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/beerbellybegone 4 days ago Boss: Think about whether want keep working here OK don't ocL Apologies if English isn't perfect s not my native tongue. Nearly two years ago started work at Company as their digital marketing person. After started turned out brought put out fires left by my predecessor VP Marketing, who had team 4 plus himself, spent over $1 million one year and brought 5 deals, 2 them under $10K.

Ungrateful Psycho Boss Gets Instant Karma

You don't get what you don't pay for.
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Well dressed customer gets abusive customer out of store

Dude Impersonates Store Manager and Boots Horrible Customer

Now that's classy.
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Stupid and weird things kids did | My 7 year old son's brilliant way never lose only key he has this lock

Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks

Brilliant.
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Ridiculous entitled people and their absurd demands | @decentbirthday Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time

Entitled People and Their Unrealistic Demands

Nice try?
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silly puns, dad jokes and clever wordplay | RECIPE SAID DICE ONION WENT LOT EFFORT BUT PLEASED WITH RESULT. food shaped like a game dice cube

A Bundle of Puns to Fill that Wordplay Hole

Are they good? Well they're certainly puns.
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animal skull alien reconstruction memes reconstructing how an animal would look just from looking at its skull | original skull how aliens would reconstruct animal actual animal: ferret elephant

Various Skeletons and How Aliens Would Reconstruct Them

They're not necessarily bad guesses.
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