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Ridiculous entitled people and their absurd demands | @decentbirthday Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time

Entitled People and Their Unrealistic Demands

silly puns, dad jokes and clever wordplay | RECIPE SAID DICE ONION WENT LOT EFFORT BUT PLEASED WITH RESULT. food shaped like a game dice cube

A Bundle of Puns to Fill that Wordplay Hole

animal skull alien reconstruction memes reconstructing how an animal would look just from looking at its skull | original skull how aliens would reconstruct animal actual animal: ferret elephant

Various Skeletons and How Aliens Would Reconstruct Them

Man invents invention that makes a rude hand gesture.

Dude Follows Heart and Creates Terrific Invention

Fails. messes, mistakes and chaos | spilled white paint bucket that splashed all over a black car | multiple bird footprints tracks in fresh concrete

Misfortune Monday: All Kinds of Bummers

Sexist customer keeps asking for man and ends up with a cease and desist | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/sheikhyerbouti 21 hours ago "No offense, honey, but just don't think qualified oc M After seeing bunch similar threads thought would post my own story shared by coworker friend and her former manager. Back my call center days frequent issue among our female techs (my team had about 5-9 on average out about 200 get someone who would insist on being transferred male tech. This happened at

Customer Keeps Asking for Man, Ends Up In Legal Department

Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull

Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Funny video of Jonathan Frakes asking many questions

Jonathan Frakes Asking Nonstop Questions

Funny re-captioned antiques roadshow memes | Adam Eve's Pizza Cutters $7,000-$9,000 AR @KeatonPatti

Totally Normal and Not Weird Antiques Roadshow Memes

puffy dogs and cats from run-ins with bees

Pets that had Run-Ins with Bees

Tumblr thread about the medieval weapon the lantern shield | man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight have trained all forms combat and weapons since birth cannot be bested. Some horsecock motherfucker:

Tumblr Thread: The Spikey Insanity of The Lantern Shield

funny jokes that people probably haven't heard | 2020Chapter 4.5k points 1 day ago S am Buzz Aldrin second man step on moon. Neil before .

People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no

Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

spelling fails and funny misspellings | do like paseggiliti wtf is pasgetti lol idk spell spaghtetti? yes single now | VILLAINS VOLLEYBALL VILLIANS

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Factory management holds a meeting to report record profits and tell employees that they won't be paid between Christmas and New Years, doesn't go as planned: 'We didn't even feel heard. But hey, green number get bigger'

Factory management holds a meeting to report record profits and tell employees that they won't be paid between Christmas and New Years, doesn't go as planned: 'We didn't even feel heard. But hey, green number get bigger'

High school teenager gets even with administrators who tried to prevent them from going to college: 'The principal and vice principal call to talk. I wasn't interested'

High school teenager gets even with administrators who tried to prevent them from going to college: 'The principal and vice principal call to talk. I wasn't interested'

'Nothing like a little chill to match their cold hearts': Retirement home employee teaches neglectful family a lesson by turning down the thermostat to get them to leave so grandma can enjoy her holiday in peace

'Nothing like a little chill to match their cold hearts': Retirement home employee teaches neglectful family a lesson by turning down the thermostat to get them to leave so grandma can enjoy her holiday in peace

Mom requests $350+ for daughter whose car got impounded for blocking neighbor's driveway: 'You had more than enough room to get into your driveway through your front lawn'

Mom requests $350+ for daughter whose car got impounded for blocking neighbor's driveway: 'You had more than enough room to get into your driveway through your front lawn'

Hungry customer exposes a Doordasher after they steal ½ of his food order, receives an 80% refund, and gets the delivery guy fired: ‘[He] not only stole food, but rifled through everything else’

Hungry customer exposes a Doordasher after they steal ½ of his food order, receives an 80% refund, and gets the delivery guy fired: ‘[He] not only stole food, but rifled through everything else’

'For a 12-hour day, I made $36. I never went back': 15+ Employees who quit their jobs on day 1

'For a 12-hour day, I made $36. I never went back': 15+ Employees who quit their jobs on day 1