Rural landownership can cost a pretty penny when unnatural water features fall into disrepair

Would you put your life in the hands of a 17-year-old line cook who cheated on his food allergen training?

Keeping up with slang is a slippery slope

Let's face it, we're all getting a bit tired of tipping culture. The Girl Scouts at the grocery store want a tip, our cable guy wants a tip, and now it seems that even our landlords want a piece of the gratuity.

No matter how much we complain about clocking in every day at the office or on the job site, we need that paycheck every two weeks–otherwise, what're we doing here? Although we may feel like we're on top of the world one minute, we could lose our job in a second...

We're all working to eventually retire, right? Apart from the 1%ers and people whose entire identity is entwined in their career, most of us just want to age out, cash in, head to Florida, and live out the rest of our days on the beach with a piña colada in one hand and a good book in the other.

Would you be unwilling to share the fruits of your labor with an ungrateful neighbor?

Who are these famous people?

Chocolate chunk with an extra dash of revenge?

We've all been there, standing at the front of the line at the coffee shop and the blue-haired barista with an eyebrow piercing lethargically whips the iPad around towards you before saying, 'It's just going to ask a few questions'. We don't want to tip 35% but with the next customer in line breathing down our neck and the angry cashier in front of us, the peer pressure can be insurmountable.

Pretty sure this is the premise of a couple true crime stories...

Quips that are a whole lot snarkier than a basic 'yo mama' joke

When she introduces him as her 'better half', we know she really means it

Extra cheddar please

Who was always the person who gave you the best advice? Was it your grizzled high school sports coach? Was it your wild college best friend? Or was it someone more traditional like your cargo-short-clad, dear ol' dad?

Are you guilty of anything on this list?