Or a bicycle seat.

Are you certain of what you see?

I had to pause for a sec

If you needed proof that all cultures have something in common: This is it. As it turns out, that end piece of crusty bread is regarded in a similar, if not identical, way in each culture. Forever an outcast, or as the Scottish put it: an outsider, that end piece of bread is regarded by all to be an inferior or unwanted portion, earning names like 'The Mother-in-Law,' the 'Butt' 'Boss,' 'Heel,' 'Nob'; all terms being derogatory, unwanted, and utterly dreadful, dirty things. This is a topic that…

There must be many humans in the world, simultaneously thinking the same thing, but never knowing that their thoughts were parallel.

We can't explain this brain food, but it's sure something.

Deep down, we're all just Ravenclaw's

$8000 is a lot of money for a vacation I didn't plan for

How does one even eat pizza with chopsticks?

Why only hers though?

If you've shopped for the jewelry you probably know just how much of an elaborate scam everything involved with it is. Diamonds are almost like some kind of cryptocurrency as every bit of value we put into them is completely manufactured. Jewelry companies control the flow of diamonds into the market and keep the flow as low as possible in order to create a false scarcity, giving the illusion that these jewels are rare and valuable. In reality, there are warehouses of the damn things out there…

And we all thought it was cool to flip pens...

I contain multitudes.

Freaky.

Sparkly.

What's that now?