Who knew you could just do that.

Wild.

Thanks, I hate it.

Learn something almost useless.

It's a different place.

It's convenient if you're a medieval peasant.

Look at em go.

Now that's at least a Banananana.

Behold, the knowledge.

“Yeah, sorry for missing work yesterday. We were too busy mummifying Grandma.”

It doesn't make sense in there.

Those best guesses can end up being quite risky.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

What's better than driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic? Why, driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic that's made to look like a big giant fish, of course. And if you refer to it exclusively as a “Honda Ceviche” then you are well on your way to complete self-fulfillment. There is nothing that people won't try to put on four wheels and laboriously evade the cops with. Here are some more weird and peculiar vehicles.

AKA: Why people can feel like someone hates them if they don't get a text back right away. It's at least helpful in life to be able to put a name to a phenomenon most people have felt or witnessed. In this case it's the need for reassurance people can feel even when nothing wrong has actually really occurred. It's interesting, but also, take psychological insight from the internet with a grain of salt, because it's a big internet and everyone is different. For more psychological insight from th…

There's something out there.