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This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

Man, oh, man, our hearts go out to any hard working employees that have to deal with these levels of hostile entitlement. The choosing beggars of the world have a way of tossing their social decency out the window when their irrational demands are inevitably rejected. This Karen was in way over her head from the start. 

This entitled "influencer" expected a big discount on a haircut because they were rocking ten thousand followers. Um, first off, these influencers need to give it a rest. Second, ten thousand followers is nowhere close to actually being able to call yourself an influencer. 

These influencers can be a real handful to deal with. 

Photographers are sharing the weirdest photo shoot requests that they've received from Instagram influencers. Never underestimate the lengths that an influencer will go to ensure that their photo is ridiculous, unique, and well suited for viral status. Can't imagine being the one holding the camera in some of these situations. 

This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.

This influencer with 400 followers is really on one. They actually expect someone to give them $300 worth of jewelry. This person has a fascinating kind of overwhelmingly entitled world view. 

The fact that this influencer wants to pay for the artwork with exposure, and they haven't even made it on YouTube yet is the real kicker. 

What a time to be alive. The entitlement has truly achieved daunting heights in this era of influencers, thinking they can trade the offer of some social media exposure as a substitute for payment. Believe it or not, some businesses don't rely on that social media love, and actually just want you guys to pay up. Yikes. 

Tiffany Mitchell's an influencer/lifestyle blogger based out of Nashville, Tennessee. In a ridiculous series of images that have since been deleted, Mitchell's photographed at the scene of her utterly devastating "accident." 

She's pictured next to a water bottle with the logo facing the camera in suspiciously high focus, and a man that could be a model. To make matters more unbelievable she's not showing any scratches in sight. As far as social media morons failing hard this is definitely a contender for one of the most mindless and insensitive things we've seen in a while. 

That being said Mitchell has told Buzzfeed that she'd never stage a traumatic accident to turn it into a brand campaign. 

Yes, that striking soul-piercing blue lake in Siberia that Instagram influencers are migrating towards in the chase for the next great selfie, is actually a toxic waste dump. The company that uses the lake to dump waste for the Heating and Electric Station No. 5 was forced to release a statement amidst the aggressive, mindless stupidity. The statement reads at one point, "you can not swim in the ash dump." 

Buzzfeed even reports that one dedicated influencer described the water as "warm and tastes sweet-ish." You can't make this level of stupid up. It's as if it walked off the script of a post apocalyptic movie itself. 

Are these the end times? A bunch of influencers blinded by their own lust for social media viral fame that they disregard viable statements from concerned officials; and proceed to swim around in toxic waste dumps? We sincerely hope that everyone ends up being alright. 

This influencers culture is getting out of hand. 

"To deny me is to abuse my over-inflated ego." Yes, that's the gist of a painfully obnoxious, terribly entitled correspondence between an influencer bridezilla and a very reasonable communications firm. To go so far as to tell them to NOT respond again, or else they'll get named and shamed was the icing on this choosing beggar "influencer" cake. 

With wedding season in full bloom, the bridezilla's are really coming out of the woodwork. Just the other day we ran another painful post on another bridezilla who gave her bald bridesmaid a hard time for not wearing a wig to the wedding. Like, are you kidding me! 

An AskReddit thread entertained the idea of bringing historical figures into present day, to see how they'd fare in the wild world of social media. The results are a fun Pandora's Box of what-ifs, that ultimately seem to make some sense, based off what we know. The real question, is whether any of these historical figures, would spend their time using social media in the first place.