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One of the many frightening ramifications of that plotline, right up there with the poor guy who got turned into a wetmop.

Well, somebody in customer service isn't going to have a good time today.

All you need is the semblance of a fake house and furniture with funny names that make no sense!

Stjep 679: Söb uncjönntrollåbly in the cjörner.

Also known as, "Holy **, Switch Lanes Right Now"

Bonception, by BonBon.

Lord, paperclip hook me strength!

The lesson here is to never go furniture shopping with your significant other in a giant, confusing Swedish warehouse, lest you want your relationship to end.

As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

Eat your corrugated, toxin-free heart out, Ikea.