ikea

A straightforward solution to a disgusting problem.

1) Set all egg timers to go off at different times.
2) U mad, IKEA shoppers?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Look out for monkeys!

One of the many frightening ramifications of that plotline, right up there with the poor guy who got turned into a wetmop.