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Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr

Ah, good old Tumblr. It's a maze of people getting real meticulous and obsessive when it comes to overanalyzing movies, tv shows, and other facets of life. Never know what kind of wisdom you might come across while you're exploring the ins and outs of Tumblr. 

A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food
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Comedy Gems From The Wild World Of Tumblr

If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that the wonderfully creative minds of the Tumblr community never leave us disappointed. These comedy gems won't fail to get a laugh or two out of you. 

A collection of funny moments from various people in the Tumblr community | post by epulchritude can tell someone's mental health is doing by paying attention much emphasis they put on line sometimes wish l'd never been born at all they're singing bohemian rhapsody
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A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems

The strange wandering minds of Tumblr never fail to leave us amazed, confused, and genuinely entertained. You never really know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, you end up with an intense hyper-analysis of the movie, "The Incredibles", and other times you end up with an informative, wholesome little thread about the origins of NORAD's Santa Tracker

A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving watermelon on someone's doorstep middle night is pretty inexpensive way occupy portion their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be inexplicable phenomena wish see world
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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to what people think are the funniest insults | Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick
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Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

It can happen to the very best of us. Sometimes, one can get caught up in such a maddening rush to get to their meeting, appointment, dinner reservation, etc. that they end up completely disregarding the speed limit. This disregard for the speed limit can result in acts of pure reckless driving, or maybe you're someone who ended up going just a few mph over the speed limit. Then from there, getting caught by a cop waiting to dish out speeding tickets can really just end up being a game of luck. These people tried to pass off some unforgettably silly excuses when they got busted. 

A collection of the silliest excuses people used on police officers giving out speeding tickets. | Billbapawpaw 4h My brother is cop. He said one guy told him saw wife cheating on nanny cam and l'm trying get home confront them during act" He gave him an escort.
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Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

Mohammad Hussain's one amongst many unfortunate folks who have had to cancel their holiday plans due to the ongoing pandemic. It's been a historically difficult year, for sure. But throughout all this adversity, it's on us to mindfully work to identify the silver linings when we can. It would seem this guy was able to bring some humor with his observations on his first proper Christmas in the states. It really can be quite the intense holiday filled to the brim with preparations, and all the food and drinks. 

A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.
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Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

Just in case you're unfamiliar with the Nextdoor app, it's a wonderful hub of people voicing various complaints and other strange observations about their respective neighborhoods. We've rounded up a hilarious collection of some of the most ridiculous musings we were able to find from an account dedicated to Nextdoor funnies on Twitter. These might just get you in the holiday spirit. Or, maybe make you thankful that you're not living next to some of these people. 

A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.
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Our friends at Cracked are back it again with another brilliant installment in their ongoing video series. We're still getting over their last video where they remade "Tenet" with $20. Naturally, this one's comedy gold as well. 

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This year's already had far too many fails. Let's switch things up for a hot second and celebrate some of the times that humanity wasn't just failing left and right uncontrollably. 

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Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

Sometimes it's nice to keep the jokes free from vulgarity and dirty humor, and instead just nice and clean. These short and clean jokes apparently have an unfailing ability to always get the laughs going in the room. Might as well pack them in your back pocket for the next time you need a solid icebreaker, or someone you know could use a little boost of humor. 

People describe short and clean jokes that never fail to get the laughs. | erobed2 11h 3 8 2 Awards Plateaus are highest form flattery.
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A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

Most everyone loves a good old fashioned riddle. They make your brain run around in circles, desperately trying to dig up the answer, and they also make for great distractions during stressful times. Maybe this Tumblr post will inspire everyone to share their own favorite riddles. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread that delves into the unsettling reason for unrealistic animation.

A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next
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Random Gems From Tumblr's Wandering Minds

We can always count on the minds of Tumblr to keep things interesting, and break out the strange, hilarious observations that we otherwise never saw coming. It seems like every day we're encountering a new Tumblr Thread that's way too funny for its own good. Or you've got the groundbreaking threads, like the one about how Magenta isn't actually a real color after all.

A funny Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't a real color after all | astercrash Follow Watching human technological developments has be really stressful aliens because every time look like going invent something even remotely cool immediately use hurt another human. astercrash Follow Human gets stick* Alien: yes Human grabs rock* Alien: YES Human invents hammer* Alien: YESYESYESYES Human murders his neighbour Thagbar* Alien: god FUCKING dammit 7,684 notes
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Funniest Things People Have Seen At Weddings

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the funniest things that people have ever witnessed at weddings. Weddings are a magnet for people acting out in all kinds of hysterical, inappropriate, and entirely unexpected ways. It could be all the nervous energy that pours into the big day, or the fact that you end up bringing together various family members that should otherwise never find themselves in the same room with each other. 

People describe the funniest things that they've ever seen at weddings | Back2Bach 1d bride's long train went out front doors and part-way down steps as she awaited processional begin. Unknown her little dog neighborhood went sleep on her train and "came along ride" as she approached altar ceremony begin.
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Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

Skweezy Jibbs is the legendary alter ego of Tim Savage. Skweezy's basically a firestorm of chaotic good. A national treasure that's wildly unpredictable and renowned for caps locked fits of epic proportions. Just when you think he's rapping off some serious toxic nonsense, he pulls a fast one on you, and ends up being that icon of chaotic good that you never saw coming. This Tumblr thread includes some of Skweezy's more notorious moments. 

A funny collection of posts from the satirical king of the internet, Skweezy Jibbs | MY SONS ZOOM CLASS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SLAUGHTERED JIGGLYPUFF MY TUB | Where r u 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 14:11 WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell u dont love 14:23 14:26 f k 14:29 HELP 14:29
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Tumblr Post: Man Builds Devilish Twitter Alarm Clock

What started as nothing more than an innocent musing, a passing thought let loose into the vast void of the online web, eventually evolved into an alarm clock that many folks would benefit from having in their lives. You can't chase that clout if you're alarm clock is publicly calling you out for sleeping in, and hitting that snooze button numerous times. Or, maybe an ongoing conflict with the alarm clock is good press. 

Tumblr thread about alarm clock sending out nasty tweets | spritepepsi Follow had dream last night my alarm connected twitter and everytime hit snooze publicly tweeted with disparaging little message along lines filthy horrible boy has slapped screen again, and slumbers on" so followers could shame and deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but did not stop hitting snooze upwards 14 times
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Tumblr Thread: Radical Adventures Of An Extreme Chompin T-Rex

Whenever life and its endless procession of curveballs gets you down, it can help uplift the spirits by remembering that Wexter is out there living her best life. She fearlessly conquers the unknown, and does so with nothing short of an admirable amount of enthusiasm. But, would you expect anything less from an extreme chompin' T-Rex? Of course not. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a human befriending a cat that doesn't meow.

A funny Tumblr thread about the adventures of an extreme chompin T-Rex | TYRANNOSAURUS REX 29.90 WORLD walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOLT Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD
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