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There's no denying the fact that we love our dad jokes here. What we might love even more than the typical dad joke is when we get to see a daughter overwhelm her dad with pride over her successful telling of a dad joke herself. Dad pretty much looks like he's never been more proud of something before in his life. 

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Tumblr Thread: Girl's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Lads Assemble, Chaotic Good Ensues

This is definitely one of those wild Tumblr tales that we really hope is real. We have a rotten old cheater who pretty much makes his girlfriend's life completely miserable. Fortunately, her friends were ready to assemble like some real life Avengers, and ultimately save the day. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where Tumblr goes full on mythological scientist mode

A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.
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Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Unfortunately, many of us have found ourselves firmly in the middle of a job that seems to drain our very souls at an alarmingly efficient rate. Sometimes, it gets down to having to take ridiculous orders from a bullish, and entirely incompetent manager. Maybe one like in the story we find here. What an emotional rollercoaster this one ends up being. 

Employer thinks they're above the law and an employee shows them otherwise. | Arthur need come on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try don't understand are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try Cus are talking about, are coming or not Try Jesus..please don't try Cus
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Humans will do all kinds of silly stuff to keep each other entertained and pass the time while on this crazy planet. Sometimes, that boils down to a guy unleashing a phenomenal dinosaur impersonation. Homie really lets himself go. 

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Tall People Problems From The World's Giants

Being tall ain't all that it's made out to be. In fact, there's a whole lot of the stuff that we use in our everyday lives (cars, toilet seats, doorways) that is absolutely not tailored to account for abnormally tall individuals. On top of that, if you're extra tall you're bound to run into all the spiderwebs that other people never come close to touching themselves. 

A collection of tall people problems that tall people can relate to. | man sitting on a chair with his feet on the chair in front of him | person driving a car with his head poking out of the sunroof
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Funniest 911 Calls Operators Have Received

911 operators regularly end up dealing with a whole lot of unnecessary hysterics from folks that are really taking the, "better safe than sorry" sentiment to heart. Someone on AskReddit got a thread rolling about some of the most unforgettably hilarious calls that 911 operators have ever ended up receiving. 

A collection of the funniest 911 calls that operators have ever received. | que_he_hecho Woman called report seeing shark ocean. Yes, ma'am is where keep them.
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Despite the vast and wondrous spectrum that is man, Hollywood franchises like Mission Impossible, James Bond, and the DCEU all seem to have extremely specific ideas of what a man is supposed to be… and they're not super great. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding digs into it all, because he is a man - give or take.

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Let us never forget the time that Marshawn Lynch got fined several times for not doing interviews, and then proceeded to give just the kind of interview that you'd expect from a living legend who stubbornly refused to play their game. It's like he tried to give the worst interview possible, but unintentionally ended up giving one of our favorite interviews of all time. 

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Tumblr Thread: The World's Greatest Tropes

The verdict is in on this quick and entertaining Tumblr thread about the world's greatest tropes, and these apparently absolutely fit the bill. You've just got to love those moments in movies where characters provide flashbacks but said flashbacks involve all the other characters speaking in their actual voices, but also matching the actual cadence and vocabulary of the character telling the story. Also, the rumor is that basically all of these occurred in the "Road to El Dorado." 

A quick Tumblr thread addresses the world's greatest tropes. | inspectorwired Follow movie tropes will never get old thing happens two people exchanging money back fourth wall breaking give up all weapons" and one guy spends entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen alternatively terribly loud crash and one characters going "oops most casual voice "fuck well if insist" nerdgasrnz Follow #alternatively alternatively terribly
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Jon Stewart is not playing around at all when it comes to Chicago style deep dish pizza. This particular rant definitely goes down in the hall of fame for epic rants about a food item. 

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Tech Calls Customer About Internet Being Down, There's A Literal Fire

In all fairness, the tech support was just trying to be proactive in letting their customer know that the internet was down and being monitored. There was absolutely no way for them to know that said internet happened to be down because of a raging fire. Gotta love that automated response there at the end too. Check out another glory story from the tech support world with this man who insisted that he knew more about IT than IT, and then learned differently

Tech calls a customer about their internet being down, and there's a literal fire. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Universal_Binary Internet link is down might be because 's on fire Short This is my all-time favorite interaction with tech support. Late one December evening number years ago got an unexpected call my boss. He said there fire at office, and might want come and see going on. So did. By time got there fire on its way out, and and couple dozen others were standing around parking
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Tumblr Tale Of The Massive Misunderstood Dude-Bro

It's worthwhile little Tumblr tales like this one that serve as an invaluable reminder to the rest of us to never judge a book by its cover. You just never know what might lie underneath the surface of an otherwise physically formidable dude-bro. Sometimes, they're actually just nice dudes that are proactively trying to break down the negative stereotypes that are assigned to them solely because of the fact that they're big dude-bros. 

A Tumblr tale about the massive and misunderstood dude-bro. | emberkyrlee S talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro my class, who, yesterday, sat next And l'm sitting there sweating because like wearing my shirt with lesbian flag on and he's most popular jock school, and always has this look on his face say can and will kill He looks up and down, stares at minute and then goes So. Girls skirts and long socks, am right which nodded solemnly, both out agreement, surprise and
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Tumblr User Discovers "Diet Soup", Hilarity Ensues

You've got to be careful with those YouTube diet recipe videos. Regardless of whether or not the "diet soup" is actually a thing in this strange universe, the comments section delivered nothing but an onslaught of comedy gold. Many of us have had our unfortunate experiences muddling through gnarly phases of indigestion and flatulence upon trying funky foods that are reportedly healthy. Sometimes the body just acts up in unexpected ways. And whatever you do, pray for that poor dude at the end. Pray for him, ya'll. Check out some more gold from the world of Tumblr with this thread about becoming an Ant God. It's as fun as it sounds. 

A Tumblr user discovers a "diet soup" and then hilarity ensues. | butchyena Follow ive been doing lot youtube recipe binging lately so recommended this video and like fuck diet soup why not Lose 15 pounds 7 days with Peel--Pound Soup T-ROY COOKS 6.7M views 4 years ago Are wanting lose weight quickly without exercise? This Peel--Pound Soup burns more calories digesting than body 3:59 and sounded pretty tasty so after vid scrolled down see people thought and just really need share with all comment
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Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

You just never know what you're going to get from the wild world of Tumblr and all of its strange, wandering minds. Sometimes, you end up coming across an individual like the one we have here who is thoroughly committed to discovering the meaning of life by hyper analyzing a laminated paper towel. And naturally, the results are nothing short of glorious. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where a master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses

A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible
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WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

You've got to love the dedication on the part of WeRateDogs to misspell that name like they did. You just love to see a fun and innocent little Twitter exchange come full wholesome circle like this. 

A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES
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