Cringe-fest

He is the primary caretaker of their daughter, and she spends less than two hours a day with her child…

Parents are superheroes

Claiming overtime gives us brief jolts of joy when receiving our monthly paycheck, but the reason for said overtime is that we're seriously understaffed, so although we can hear the cha-ching of dollar bills entering our sad accounts, our sanity has slowly declined. Employees have been complaining about this lack of manpower for longer than they care to remember, and although bosses around the globe have continuously assured everyone that there will be new hires, it's simply not happening.

It wasn't me.

Family and holidays often mix together in a variety of ways. It isn't all fun and roses… You need to walk on eggshells, for the most part, as everyone has their own special set of triggers. For example, maybe you don't want to mention that you're majoring in art to Grandpa, who thinks anything besides finance is a waste of time (This generation knows nothing!). And maybe don't mention that you've been taking yoga classes (our back, guys) to your mother, who doesn't shy away from her brutal opin…

Bare with me here...

The best ideas usually pop up when you're busy chopping up vegetables on your cutting board that isn't aging well, when you can't focus in a meeting and you're starting blankly at your boss, imagining what they look like crying, and when you're standing in the shower, singing ‘And I would walk five hundred miles…’. In other words, good ideas come randomly, with no specific pattern you can discern. We like to call these ideas, ‘shower thoughts’, because as priorly stated, they do tend to show up…

Dads will be Dads.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Memes and cold brew keep me sane

A collection of stereotypes to make factual fun of people

Interns come and go, but one guy, James, made an impression on the entire office with his high jinks.

Enter at your own risk

Go team