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Weird, Hilarious, And Raunchy Tinder Gems

We're back it again with a fresh and fiery batch of Tinder users breaking out the very best, worst, and raunchiest of their pickup lines. Tinder is the home of people shamelessly dispensing the kind of pickup lines and banter that they'd never use in real life. It's like everyone is caught up in not taking the app too seriously. Oh well, every now and again a connection is formed. In the meanwhile, we can enjoy these. 

A collection of funny and strange moments from people on Tinder.
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Brutal Insults That Roasted Their Recipients To Oblivion

Never underestimate the power of the written word when it comes to completely destroying someone else online. In particular, we appreciate the witty and rare insults that are outside the box, and ultimately being directed at someone who might as well have asked for it, due to their own ignorance. 

Check out more rare insults that held nothing back, over here.

A collection of brutal and funny insults to people on social media | Oops She Did she_oops asked my husband if l'm only one he's been with. He said yes others were all nines and tens. Send bail money.
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Random And Entertaining Tumblr Gems

Tumblr is the gift that just keeps on giving. It's a place that celebrates all of our strangest thoughts, fandoms, obsessions, observations, etc. You haven't really lived yet until you've fallen with a reckless abandon down a Tumblr rabbit hole or two. For instance, this Tumblr thread about how dwarves have hyper intelligent beards. That's a good starting place. 

A collection of funny and random gems from Tumblr | officialunitedstates 's with these people telling l'm "full myself course l'm full myself else is my body supposed be full rumblespheres bees
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Common Sayings That Annoy People

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about those common sayings that just grind people's gears. Many of us have that one thing that upon hearing it, just brings our blood to a boil. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to the sayings that annoy people the most | ReaverRogue 4h Every single piece office jargon ever. Hits include: Let's put pin Let swivel chair Nice e-meet email exclusive) Our core values are Let's touch base just ping on X There's no team 's on my radar Hit ground running Literally anyone uses this crap day day speech needs slap.
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Random Tumblr Rabbit Holes To Fill The Time

Tumblr and it's endless series of rabbit holes never disappoints. There's always a new Tumblr thread waiting to be explored, waiting to leave us mystified. The fandoms and the conspiracies and the strange observations from various Tumblr users, really keep us going. We're still getting a kick out of the recent quick Tumblr thread that highlighted the hidden significance of a Ratatouille scene.

And if that didn't fill your cup, check out this fun Tumblr thread about how dwarves have intelligent super beards.

A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | silentthevoice Petition change "he looked at her like she sun he looked at her like she moon" and any other variation bc look at moon wonder and love and amazement while only ever just squinted angrily at sun louisamayanniecat He looked at her like she sun he never looked at her except frustration. He basked her warmth, he complained she gone, but he never looked. On days she muted, he complained. On days she stronger, he hid her. He neve
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Hilarious Facebook Group Pretends To Be Ants

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants...well, you're welcome. 

People pretend to be ants in a hilarious Facebook group | shared her first post. New Member Guyz just found this on ground while doing my daily duties Help LIFT so can take QUEEN | lift lift lift lick lift
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Punny Dad Jokes That Outdaded Themselves

We love dad jokes. And oh boy, do we love puns. They're hilariously simple and playful. They point out the obvious in an usual way, and most of us can easily understand them. Sometimes they're so silly and dumbed down that we almost want to facepalm. If you're on the fence about a facepalm, these should push you over the edge.

A collection of hilarious dad jokes | r/dadjokes JOIN u/Ethanssss 19d man is staying hotel. Wholesome He walks up front desk and says Sorry forgot room l'm can help receptionist replies No problem, sir. This is lobby."
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Radically Random And Funny Tumblr Gems

It's just too enjoyable to explore the various rabbit holes of Tumblr. People are apt to come up with all kinds of strange fan theories, and make other bizarre and hilarious observations about the world as experience it, with enough time on their hands. Tumblr seems to be the home of many of these entertaining thoughts. We're still not over that recent thread about how Dwarves have intelligent super beards.

A collection of funny and random moments from Tumblr | corpish freshman our RA's name Hunter but he vegan so ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and still haven't gotten over Imao thisiswhereipoststuffs During high school, some us German students went on this exchange trip Europe. One kids our group named Myles, and so decided call him Kilometers while were staying Europe
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Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

These tweets are packed with ominous positivity. They keep things a bit darker and also try to be playful. You'll probably either love them or hate them. Such is the way with interpreting aggressive displays of optimism. 

Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS
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Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

These funny random tweets can work wonders for awakening that laughter buried deep within. They're silly, strange, and ridiculous. 

A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS
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Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy

With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische. 

Tumblr thread on how Coronavirus lockdown in Italy ignited a debate about pasta | sedfierisentio most hilarious part italians' reaction coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type pasta except PENNE LISCE Someone explain please want knowwww aphony-cree Penne lische is smooth and doesn't hold sauce way penne rigate does grooves make more sauce adhere
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Tony Hawk goes around shouting, "do a kickflip!" at kids, from his car. Perhaps most amazing of all is that so many of them have no idea who he is. Tony Hawk really rocks the strangest level of fame.

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Parenting Tweets About Homeschooling During Quarantine

Parents are expressing their moments of frustration and amusement that are popping up as they go about homeschooling their kids, during this time of quarantine. With the schools shutting down everywhere due to the Coronavirus, the appreciation for teachers and what they provide to kids has absolutely skyrocketed. Teaching restless students, and getting them to stay on task, is no easy job. 

A collection of parenting tweets about the struggles of teaching kids at home during Quarantine | Erica L. Green @EricaLG My 5-year-old just now after got done work packet her teacher sent home O.K phonics. Now have snack. And then put our head down. And then go get some more air kids are going get us through this.
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Tumblr Comedy Gems To Keep The Day Moving

Tumblr and its wealth of creative minds never fails to bring the laughs. People in the Tumblr community are always ready to lead us down all kinds of strange unexpected rabbit holes. They'll obsess and pick apart the most absurd things. It's amazing. 

A collection of funny moments from people on Tumblr | shitty-car-mods-daily headlights before electricity discovered kennothythebard Listen know objectively this is shitty car mod, but like have admit terms ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick 65,104 notes | biondroid perks wear lab coat all times: sexy flattering on all body types makes people think are smart pocket situation is absolutely excellent if unbutton and walk places flows behind and makes feel cool obscures true form gender
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Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything. 

Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.
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