Maybe the spookiest collection of little horror stories we've seen yet. Read these with the damn light on.
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Leave it to the clever, dark-humored, undeniably devious brother to put a wonderfully unexpected twist on the otherwise inherently cheesy wedding photos. He incorporates the unmistakable Pennywise from "It" perfectly into these photos, and our only complaint is that we just want more!
In case you missed it, "The Snowman" horror movie's quickly snowballed into garnering a complete whiteout of icily critical reviews. This movie got completely reamed, folks. While the trailer looked a tad bit ridiculous, I've gotta say, I didn't see this level of savagery on the horizon; but damn if I'm reveling in the onslaught of straight up victorious memes. These are gold.
Via KZedUK
Warning: NSFW language! (YOU'D BE CURSING TOO IF THERE WAS A BEAR IN YOUR HOUSE)
Alternate Titles for this amazing footage:
- Bear Witch Project
- Zoidberg Films a Bear in His House
- Bearanormal Activity
- A Nightbear On Elm Street
- Unbearably Scary Movie
Feel free to add your own title in the comments!
Via Andrew McMurry
Anyone ever wanna' get shredded (literally) as you shred the gnar gnar pow pow?
On another note did this fan take it just a bit too far? I mean, 'SkiFree' is arguably the forefather of the infinite runner genre. Do you really tamper with that?
Anyways, for real, this game put a massive sap on nationwide, no, global productivity levels, in offices and schools; but it was totally worth it. In case you find yourself utterly flooded with a wave of nostalgia, revisit 'SkiFree' over here.
This might actually work if we can yank today's poorly aged Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) out his chain-smoking tent to star as Jigsaw in "The First Act."
Like the grown-up Culkin looks creepy enough without the proverbial sadistic clown face mask. Grantland writer, Jason Concepcion scrooged our last holiday season over when he drew back the curtains on a truth too dark and twisted for any 90's kid to stomach; Kevin McCallister, the blue-eyed, smirking, havoc-wreaking, kid-wonder with an overdeveloped appetite for lighting burglars on fire matures to become Jigsaw from the "Saw" series.
Perhaps most compelling of Concepcion's unfortunately well grounded theory, is his proposal that Jigsaw's inventions mirror what the young Kevin McCallister imagined as some sort of furnace monster in the original Home Alone. Just an arm's reach away from the furnace sits a clown mask that holds an uncanny resemblance to the Jigsaw mask. Uh, okay then.
Concepcion ended his original post after proposing this theory with a neck hair raising, "case closed."
