horror

You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.

Kids just say the darndest things sometimes, man. We need explanations for some of these. What in the actual shit was that whole Angel Man thing about. 

Don't fall prey to the original hardwood floors and porcelain tub. 

Keep the lights on when you read these. Turns out brevity is also the soul of horror. 

Never underestimate what the rampant and irrational imagination of a kid can accomplish. We've all likely wrestled with that one harrowing, nightmarish thought as a kid that left us hiding under the covers. And really, can we talk about how creepy that damn rat from Chuck E. Cheese is? Those kids are terrified.

The world is full of nightmares. Here are a batch of things you've never noticed and didn't want to know. From unsavory movie facts to obscure diseases, some are a *little* worse than others.

The Satan story is just pure genius all around. 

It is remarkable what the imagination can accomplish in the way of terrifying little tales.

Maybe the spookiest collection of little horror stories we've seen yet. Read these with the damn light on. 

You're going to want to read these with the lights on. 

It's Friday the 13th and some people are absolutely not okay with it. Like myself. There's a sketch crow outside my window that's putting out some solidly sinister vibes...be careful out there folks. 

This terrifying tale will haunt your dreams and take you dark places. But hey, October's around the corner, and it's time to embrace the scary. 

Tried just a *little* too hard on that one.

Leave it to the clever, dark-humored, undeniably devious brother to put a wonderfully unexpected twist on the otherwise inherently cheesy wedding photos. He incorporates the unmistakable Pennywise from "It" perfectly into these photos, and our only complaint is that we just want more!

In case you missed it, "The Snowman" horror movie's quickly snowballed into garnering a complete whiteout of icily critical reviews. This movie got completely reamed, folks. While the trailer looked a tad bit ridiculous, I've gotta say, I didn't see this level of savagery on the horizon; but damn if I'm reveling in the onslaught of straight up victorious memes. These are gold.