horror

You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

You're going to want to read the following list of weird and especially creepy facts with the lights on! The world is a dark place filled with horrifying troubles, and it's all too easy to forget about it. 

Kids just say the darndest things sometimes, man. We need explanations for some of these. What in the actual shit was that whole Angel Man thing about. 

Don't fall prey to the original hardwood floors and porcelain tub. 

Keep the lights on when you read these. Turns out brevity is also the soul of horror. 

Never underestimate what the rampant and irrational imagination of a kid can accomplish. We've all likely wrestled with that one harrowing, nightmarish thought as a kid that left us hiding under the covers. And really, can we talk about how creepy that damn rat from Chuck E. Cheese is? Those kids are terrified.

The world is full of nightmares. Here are a batch of things you've never noticed and didn't want to know. From unsavory movie facts to obscure diseases, some are a *little* worse than others.

The Satan story is just pure genius all around. 

It is remarkable what the imagination can accomplish in the way of terrifying little tales.

Maybe the spookiest collection of little horror stories we've seen yet. Read these with the damn light on. 

You're going to want to read these with the lights on. 

It's Friday the 13th and some people are absolutely not okay with it. Like myself. There's a sketch crow outside my window that's putting out some solidly sinister vibes...be careful out there folks. 

This terrifying tale will haunt your dreams and take you dark places. But hey, October's around the corner, and it's time to embrace the scary. 

Tried just a *little* too hard on that one.