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"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

On a dark and saddening day in late November, Hett tweeted a devastating picture that his mother, Figen Murray sent him from a craft fair.

Might as well start telling people, 'Happy Smallpox and Genocide Day!'

National Girlfriend Day is here! Nobody knows what it is or why it is but it popped up as a trending hashtag on Twitter so all the happy couples and lonely people alike are making sure to celebrate.