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Trees and plants have the incredible ability to keep trying even when the odds are stacked against them. It's really all they can do. Take these unstoppable plants who won't take no for an answer. Here are some trees that munched on the stuff around them, which turned out to be a whole lot of bikes and abandoned weapons.

Definitely still a better love story than Twilight. 

The feral hog memes are everywhere after a full-fledged idiot asked a "legit question" on Twitter about what he's supposed to do to keep his kids playing in their backyard safe, if 30-50 feral hogs show up. He claims he'd need an assault weapon to handle the chaos. The internet treated his "legit question" with a flood of spicy feral hog memes, all poking fun at the mindless tweet. 

Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted a few pages of a John Wick movie supposedly written by a robot. We're not sure if there's a thousand hours of John Wick out there but what he's produced is on point, action packed, and amazing. He's also released these hilarious "bot written" Olive Garden and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives scripts. Technology is amazing.

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

Sometimes we've gotta mix in a genuine, uplifting WIN amidst the madness of all these fails for you guys. In this case, we're looking at a kid who managed to dodge a bullet, thanks to his sturdy computer. 

Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.

Gene has tons of knowledge and a sweet collection of old stuff. He even hand-builds model ships! Gene is also totally down to show off his cool stuff and tell stories.

If you're living in a rented or bought house, it is sure to have memories of the past tenants. Although it doesn't cross our minds much, the houses we live in are full of memories, good and bad, of the people who lived there before us. Sometimes, more than just memories are left behind. These Redditors all found something unexpected in the houses they bought or rented, either spooky as hell or hilarious. Read on below and next time you move into a new house, don't say we didn't warn you if you find something weird. 

What do you guys make of this? 

Texas Senator, John Cornyn shared an article on Twitter that quotes the mass murderer's father, saying that he was a "good boy." People pounced on the Senator's decision to share the tweet, asking him if he even understood what "good boy" means.