guests

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

Did it ever occur to her to just not let them come over?