We've got a real winner here.

The signs were all there!

What a baby.

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…

A giant walking red flag.

We're all for body positivity. But SHEESH.

Case closed

Pretty presumptuous fellow

Understandable reaction. Poor rationalization and actions.

C'mon man.

Bye Felicia!

Sometimes people who don't grow up with pets get shocked by the closeness people have with their animals. And there are definitely times when it goes too far. Like the people who let their dogs lick their mouths. We can mostly agree that that's a bit much. But the “unhygienic” practices seen here look a whole lot like regular cat ownership, and this guy hasn't been around for long enough to make demands. For another one like this, here's the guy whose girlfriend kicked out his cat, so he kicked…

Why would you ever want to give yourself that title.

That's a lot to unpack.

That's the way it goes.