One could say this guy was just following instructions!

Reentering the office after Christmas can be particularly overwhelming. You'll find everybody huddles together, each recounting their own dramatic holiday saga, which usually involves a few or more ‘loved ones’. Granted, family dinners are like taking part in a reality show, minus the cameras. My personal motto that has served me well throughout the years: When in doubt, say nothing. Also, lie — a lot. Or rather, omit as many details of your life as you possibly can. Moreover, if somebody says…

Doomed from the start, dude. Don't bite off more than you can chew.

If you don't pay rent, you don't get a say.

There's a whole lot to unpack with this one.

Getting caught cheating certainly has consequences, but I hadn't heard of these ones before.

This would have been hilarious to witness...

“Have you ever been in a relationship where you thought you were being cheated on and then you find out what's actually happening, and then you just wish you were being cheated on?”

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.

Sure, people have their reasons, but some of these reasons are straight-up dumb!

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'

I smell the end of this relationship...

Would you cover for your friend if they were cheating?

It's all Netflix and no chill over here. In a hilarious act of petty revenge, this dude decided to troll his ex's Netflix account in order to mildly inconvenience her life and exact a little revenge on her for cheating on him all those years ago. That might just be the most surprising thing about this post, it's not as if they broke up yesterday; the user writes that she dumped him “A few years back,” which means he has been holding onto this desire to get even for some time. We've probably all…