When you first start dating someone, you can never imagine how your lives will look together a decade later. But by the time that rolls around, you know all of each others' habits, quirks, likes, and dislikes. When you're in love, flaws don't seem to matter. That's probably why married people write so many funny tweets about their married life — you suddenly start noticing all the little habits that you hadn't picked up on previously! Adding kids or pets to the mix certainly changes up the dyna…

Friendly reminder to never steal your neighbor's greens!

A popular trend that goes around is people sharing their “emotional damage,” you know, from that viral song that went around the internet.

One could say this guy was just following instructions!

Reentering the office after Christmas can be particularly overwhelming. You'll find everybody huddles together, each recounting their own dramatic holiday saga, which usually involves a few or more ‘loved ones’. Granted, family dinners are like taking part in a reality show, minus the cameras. My personal motto that has served me well throughout the years: When in doubt, say nothing. Also, lie — a lot. Or rather, omit as many details of your life as you possibly can. Moreover, if somebody says…

Doomed from the start, dude. Don't bite off more than you can chew.

If you don't pay rent, you don't get a say.

There's a whole lot to unpack with this one.

Getting caught cheating certainly has consequences, but I hadn't heard of these ones before.

This would have been hilarious to witness...

“Have you ever been in a relationship where you thought you were being cheated on and then you find out what's actually happening, and then you just wish you were being cheated on?”

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.

Sure, people have their reasons, but some of these reasons are straight-up dumb!

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'