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Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say | tweet by Gabby @gnsmith7 Replying jimmyfallon Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese Tell want stop Kid whispering himself Never KidQuotes

Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

AskReddit replies to the irrational fears that people have | reddit posted by RotMGAbe 1d some toys my room would "poison" any drink left unattended turn into toy. Obviously nonsense, but still don't leave drinks there unattended.

Irrational Fears Full Of Weird That People Have

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Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

french guy excited to eat raw honey from honeycomb

French Dude Has Max Enjoyment Eating Honeycomb

Random inedible objects that look like food | white and red rock that looks like a raw steak | large square sponge made of pink white and grey layers that make it look like a neapolitan cake

Things That Look like Good Food but Aren't

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Lee Mack makes John Cleese laugh with funny joke

Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Tears

Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media | Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth

Someone replaces Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items | are out boots levitation. Sorry inconvenience. QID sign hanging on a glass door

Genius Replaces Costco's Sold Out Signs To Signs For Magical Items

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People that had one job to do and failed at it | asphalt road markings white paint TURN LEFT with an arrow pointing right car lane traffic

People That Failed At Their One Job

Bad choices that were made by people that led to great and hilarious stories of fail | two cars stuck together tried to go in a single lane at the same time road accident impatient dangerous drivers | super long gummy worm the length of a person's entire palm from tip of finger to the wrist

Bad Choices That Made Great Stories (17 Fails )

Funny knockoff brands that tried to trick the world | kit kat knockoff copycat NeW KatKop Have break, Have Kat Rot New KatKot Extra Crispy Extra Creamy! Have break, Have Kat Kot New KatKoD Extra CrispY Extra Croa my

Funny Knockoff Brands That Tried To Trick The World

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Tumblr Thread about a big great dane that adopts a tiny owl toy | mirksilua So my dog is 210 pound Great Dane who has never had toy smaller than car tire before, and he always rips them sheds within couple weeks. pic of a shredded teddy bear. Recently my sister got him biggest toy she could find doggy toy section toy owl about size my dog's head. He smelled took delicately his mouth, then just dropped on floor and has barely touched since. But keep finding him with near him while he is sleeping.

Short Wholesome Thread about Huge Great Dane Adopting Tiny Owl Toy

Cartoon logic and plot holes that don't make sense | are Spongebob's sleeves attached ? wide shiny eyed spongebob squarepants wearing his krusty krab hat and holding a spatula in one hand and a bucket in the other | So did they have hair or not? lisa and bart simpson skeletons with their skulls shaped like their hair

Moments of Cartoon Logic that Make Perfect Sense

getting a cheap haircut in the streets of belize

Guy Gets $2 Street Haircut In Belize

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Stupid complaints that entitled tourists told to their travel agency | THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK VACATIONS DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1 They should not allow topless sunbathing on beach very distracting my husband who just wanted relax 2 On my holiday Goa India disgusted find almost every restaurant served curry don't like spicy food 3 went on holiday Spain and had problem with taxi drivers as they were all Spanish

Dumb Complaints Entitled Tourists Had for Their Travel Agency

Twins describe their most successful experiences pulling off switcharoos | reddit Account_Priv 12h switched classes one day during school. Classmates got suspicious and started asking questions only other twin would know. Had switch back later during recess.

Twins Share The Best Switcharoos They Pulled Off

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Healthcare worker catches virus on the job, refuses to work 2 extra weeks after being fired under strict attendance policy: 'Finally I just told her if I wasn’t fired then I quit!'

Healthcare worker catches virus on the job, refuses to work 2 extra weeks after being fired under strict attendance policy: 'Finally I just told her if I wasn’t fired then I quit!'

UPDATE: “[She] stole my position and now I get to watch her struggle worse than I did in it”: Teacher loses leadership role to a colleague who now has trouble with the same demands and responsibilities

UPDATE: “[She] stole my position and now I get to watch her struggle worse than I did in it”: Teacher loses leadership role to a colleague who now has trouble with the same demands and responsibilities

17-year-old uninvites friend from 18th birthday party after she brings "incompetent" cake: 'She spent ages on the cake. I said, "I don't care"'

17-year-old uninvites friend from 18th birthday party after she brings "incompetent" cake: 'She spent ages on the cake. I said, "I don't care"'

36-year-old employee frustrated at the lack of upward mobility after being stuck in the same job for 5 years due to aging bosses' refusal to retire: 'My manager is 71. Been in his role for 19 years.'

36-year-old employee frustrated at the lack of upward mobility after being stuck in the same job for 5 years due to aging bosses' refusal to retire: 'My manager is 71. Been in his role for 19 years.'

Coworker replies all all 3000-employee company-wide emails with pointless “thanks” and “noted” messages, flooding inboxes, making whole office slowly lose it: ‘During lunch yesterday I got three separate reply-all emails from her within 20 minutes’

Coworker replies all all 3000-employee company-wide emails with pointless “thanks” and “noted” messages, flooding inboxes, making whole office slowly lose it: ‘During lunch yesterday I got three separate reply-all emails from her within 20 minutes’

Boss retaliates employee’s wage complaint with new rules, cameras, and strict policies aimed directly at them: ‘I gave so much of myself to this company for many years’

Boss retaliates employee’s wage complaint with new rules, cameras, and strict policies aimed directly at them: ‘I gave so much of myself to this company for many years’

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