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Twitter thread on how wizards are like magical wine snobs | Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger always imagine #dnd wizards be bit like wine purists FIGHTER need fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps quick 'essaim de météores if 's not too robust at this time day-

Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs

Mom goes grocery shopping, and ends up getting confused by a scale | Babes need 140 grams flour but grams isn't on here much do need? Xxxxxxx 10:59 Well currently have 500g flour outside numbers are grams babes XXXXXXXXXX 11:00 smiley face drawn in flour

Mom Goes Grocery Shopping, Doesn't Understand Scale

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Boyfriend falls asleep in the car, and proceeds to get photoshopped | Eria Auguste telling God 3 hrs E Please take this picture my bf "having fun" on our roadtrip and put different scenes/travel destinations window going tell him about all stuff he missed while he zonked. Update hashtag is #SleepyScott | samara the girl from the ring movie

Boyfriend Falls Asleep In Car, Gets Photoshopped To Oblivion

yeti bucket vs regular generic bucket

Man Compares Yeti Bucket To Generic Bucket

Funny video of dog with fake teeth in mouth.

Dog has Radiant Smile after Stealing Fake Teeth

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A joke from the TV show Community where they say Beetlejuice three times in three years ans he shows up.

The 3-Year Long Beetlejuice Gag from "Community"

guy makes fake self for video calls

Guy's Creepy Video Chat Bot Could Use Some Work

xzibit pimp my ride host reacts to bad car transformations

Xzibit Reacts To "Pimp My Ride" Horror Stories

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Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:

Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

Guy pets cat and evaluates it in funny way.

Guy Evaluating Cat Like it's a Car

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.

Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

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jeff ross roasts hooters workers

Jeff Ross' Funniest Roasts Of All Time

Funny and interesting conspiracy theories | Iblack_dogl 14.7k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago line on laundry detergent measuring cup is higher than needs be.

People's Favorite Conspiracy Theories

A parody of a nature video featuring backwards hippos.

The Majestic Backward Hippo

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Guy on Tinder only uses GIFs, and ends up getting girl's phone number | MATCHED WITH ON 4/1/20 Wazzup? Yesterday 5:43 PM HEY THERE | Yesterday 6:21 PM DOIN? Yesterday 7:15 PM PRETTY PRETTY GOOD

Tinder Dude Only Talks In GIFs, Gets Girl's Number

Guy doesn't realize that courtrooms have dress codes | TIFU by not knowing courtrooms had dress codes. FUOTW those are as unaware as l am, don't wear shorts, flip flops, or hats into court went go pay ticket (expired tags) at my scheduled time and saw "NO SHORTS, FLIP FLOPS, HATS, UNTUCKED SHIRTS bold letters on door. Fortunately front desk had extra slacks on hand this very thing. Unfortunately slacks were size 32, and haven't been size 32 since high school big guy who's been "blessed" with

Guy Doesn't Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes