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A collection of crazy questions from various people on Quora | fired an employee but he refuses leave. He is still coming office should do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More

Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10

Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

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Customers reject deposit find they have an extra payment | Posted by u/MeesterPepper 5 hours ago want cancel reservation? Okay! oc M About decade ago fresh out high school got summer job working at lakeside boat rental/bait tackle shop. My boss, Joe (not his real name) inherited shop his father and took massive amount pride keeping family business going. Still, he wasn't one give into bullshit, and clearly took personally customer complained about anything do with shop he loved so much.

Boss Plays Hardball With Customers Who Won't Pay Boat Deposit

Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?

Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.

Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

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People share the funniest historical facts that they know | Ginger_Chick 12h has been all over reddit forever, but fact Andrew Jackson's pet parrot ejected Jackson's funeral swearing, will never not make giggle.

Funniest Historical Facts That People Know

Funny honest business owner declines stupid offer | rest is up guys impress enough l'll go with winner gets business and all exposure comes with an exciting new start up company already has 1k followers on social media. Good luck! Hi No. Good luck Hi Well 's definitely lost opportunity on behalf may ask why though?

Startup Tries to Get Business to Compete for Bad Job, Soundly Denied

A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

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People describe the laziest things that they've ever done | stickyWithWhiskey 18h 2 Awards once put instructions go right side house and deliver pizza first window (my bedroom didn't feel like walking front house get my pizza. Driver obliged, and got very nice tip.

People's Laziest Moments

Fun Tumblr thread points out how mundane things matter too, in history | oe just-shower-thoughts Imagine much historical knowledge wasn't written down because our ancestors thought idiot isn't going know this libertarian--princess So ancient Egypt's best friend basically called Punt. They traded all kinds fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver,

Tumblr Thread: Mundane People Are Important To History

People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

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Package thief steals gifts intended for other people, gets glittered, that results in their eviction | r/pettyrevenge u/brigittefires Steal my stuff? Get glittered lived an apartment building. As member local free gifting community put gifts out on regular basis people pick up had massive front porch building had plenty space put an entire living room set by front corner and still move furniture /out comfortably. Nothing resembling tight squeeze made appointments with people pick up

Package Thief Steals Gifts, Gets Glittered, Then Gets Evicted

A collection of funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering can't do this

Comedy Gold From Twitter King, Ryan Reynolds

Funny 80s nostalgia fashion pics | family portrait of three dad with a mullet mom in a fringe jacket and daughter in a denim vest | man in a pink suit posing by a car

80s Fashion Statements That Show Why We Moved On

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stand up comedian roasting his dad

Comic Invites Dad To His First Set, Proceeds To Roast Him

A funny "in need of dad" ad brings us back to simpler days | NEEDED: Generic Father Figure Backyard BBQ Spokane white haired man grilling barbecuing

"In Need Of Dad" Ad Brings Us Back To Simpler Time