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Xzibit reacts to pimp my ride fails

Xzibit Reacts To "Pimp My Ride" Horror Stories

Long piece of dryer lint gets pulled from vent and keeps on going.

Long Dryer Lint Just Keeps on Going

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Toddler invents their own swear word, and then swears at their parent for weeks. | TheOphans TIFU by learning my toddler made up their own way swearing at and has been telling f off while. M So build up this fuck up work out at home and have done since my child born like work out music and there is one particular song some reason really helps get mood squat s song l'd played some time without question until 4 months ago because has few swear words

Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks

funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

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Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

funny John Cena prank call

Husband Has Radio Station Prank Wife, Hilarity Ensues

Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes

Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

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your brain on cracked masculinity in movies

4 Dumb Ways Modern Movies Portray Masculinity

Marshawn Lynch interview football legend

Flashback Fail: Marshawn Lynch's Legendary Interview

Norweigan bus driver sings when he thinks he's alone on the bus

Singing Bus Driver Thinks He's Alone

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funny video of a cockatiel bird singing ringtones

Angry Cockatiel Sings Apple Ringtone

Dude sends fan mail to Marvel comics, and dad assumes that his kid got published. | r/tifu Join u/grapejuicecheese 11h 1 1 1 1 2 14 26 3 23 2 22 1 TIFU by sending fan mail Marvel Comics M So this happened mid 90's. Spider-man knee deep middle clone saga, one most controversial story arcs comic history. As 12 year old kid loved And after reading latest issue decided send letter Marvel. E-mail not as widespread back then, so printed out my letter and my mom took post office send .

Dude Sends Fan Mail To Marvel Comics, Dad Assumes They Got Published

funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

Jurassic Park played on trumpet and chair

Jurassic Park Theme Played on Trumpet and Chair